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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:04 AM
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Hysterically funny Walmart news story!
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:12 AM
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1. Is there any job that gets less respect
than "Walmart Greeter"?
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:15 AM
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3. No, the poor guy...
He had good sense of humor about it.
I would have laughed hysterically if I saw that. Some people have NO sense of humor, they are so uptight they're practically tampons.
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hangemhigh Donating Member (587 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:14 AM
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2. OMFG! This is a hall of famer!
I can't stop laughing-thanks! :hi:
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:17 AM
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5. I too chuckled heartily!
Poor guy...he deserved a round of applause for that! Walmart is never funny. Ever. In fact, it is usually quite horrible. For one day, someone actually makes Walmart a place of laughter, and he gets fired.

Grrr..Effin Walmart!
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Liberty Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:20 AM
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6. Do we have a hall of fame here? I'd like to see that.
I think the Conyers turkey hunt story belongs in there, too.
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loudsue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:30 AM
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8. I musta missed the Conyers turkey hunt story....whassup???
Do you have a link to it??

I need a good laugh these days!! :cry:

:kick: :kick: :kick:
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:16 AM
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4. "When I first seen it, I pretty near died laughing,"
Oh, dear God. This is the way some people around here talk.

Now I must get another gin and tonic and dream of living somewhere else.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:20 AM
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7. Where would you like to live?
If I had to stay in the U.S. Berkeley, CA or Portland, OR. If I could flee the country, New Zealand, Australia, or anywhere in the Holland/Belgium/Switzerland area....

Anywhere with semi-nude Walmart greeters.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:46 AM
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10. I just want to get out of this sea of red
Just being here makes ones IQ drop. It's like an osmosis of stupidity.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 01:05 AM
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13. I'm sorry....
That sounds rough. I live in a blue state, but a VERY red county. HATE IT.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:41 AM
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9. Is this what he was wearing?
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 01:07 AM
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15. That's my buddy!
Hee-hee...that is great.
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REP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:50 AM
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11. The Iowa Way To Greet You...
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Buck_Fush Donating Member (83 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 01:02 AM
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12. Naked came I into the world ....
Is that really what he was wearing? And they have the nerve to call that naked? That's not even a "Full Monty"! Somewhere, Chippendales are laughing out loud. Damn, no wonder the freepers are so sexually repressed, they don't even know clothed (albeit badly) from naked! I think we should all wear this perfectly legal outfit to WallyWorld tomorrow, and see if they would like to fire their customers too.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 01:06 AM
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14. You found him!!!
Yay!
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