Hysterically funny Walmart news story!

[Vektor]

http://apnews.myway.com//article/20050108/D87FI97O2.htm...
Gotta love that customer service!

[ThoughtCriminal]

1. Is there any job that gets less respect

than "Walmart Greeter"?

[Vektor]

3. No, the poor guy...

He had good sense of humor about it.
I would have laughed hysterically if I saw that. Some people have NO sense of humor, they are so uptight they're practically tampons.

[hangemhigh]

2. OMFG! This is a hall of famer!

I can't stop laughing-thanks!

[Vektor]

5. I too chuckled heartily!

Poor guy...he deserved a round of applause for that! Walmart is never funny. Ever. In fact, it is usually quite horrible. For one day, someone actually makes Walmart a place of laughter, and he gets fired.

Grrr..Effin Walmart!

[Liberty Belle]

6. Do we have a hall of fame here? I'd like to see that.

I think the Conyers turkey hunt story belongs in there, too.

[loudsue]

8. I musta missed the Conyers turkey hunt story....whassup???

Do you have a link to it??

I need a good laugh these days!!

[progressoid]

4. "When I first seen it, I pretty near died laughing,"

Oh, dear God. This is the way some people around here talk.

Now I must get another gin and tonic and dream of living somewhere else.

[Vektor]

7. Where would you like to live?

If I had to stay in the U.S. Berkeley, CA or Portland, OR. If I could flee the country, New Zealand, Australia, or anywhere in the Holland/Belgium/Switzerland area....

Anywhere with semi-nude Walmart greeters.

[progressoid]

10. I just want to get out of this sea of red

Just being here makes ones IQ drop. It's like an osmosis of stupidity.

[Vektor]

13. I'm sorry....

That sounds rough. I live in a blue state, but a VERY red county. HATE IT.

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. Is this what he was wearing?

http://tinypic.com/14slu8

[Vektor]

15. That's my buddy!

Hee-hee...that is great.

[REP]

11. The Iowa Way To Greet You...

[Buck_Fush]

12. Naked came I into the world ....

Is that really what he was wearing? And they have the nerve to call that naked? That's not even a "Full Monty"! Somewhere, Chippendales are laughing out loud. Damn, no wonder the freepers are so sexually repressed, they don't even know clothed (albeit badly) from naked! I think we should all wear this perfectly legal outfit to WallyWorld tomorrow, and see if they would like to fire their customers too.

[Vektor]

14. You found him!!!

Yay!