Top Ten GOOD things about George W. Bush

[eauclaireliberal]

I think I'm going to need some help with this list.

Some time ago, Nabil Mohtadi-the freeper asshole who trolls around one of my other forums-said that "...libs are American's spoiled chil'ns...always angry and can't think of anything positive."

Well, I'll take him up on that challenge:

Top Ten GOOD things about George W. Bush

10. He loves his mother
9. He has a lot of really neat blue suits
8. He likes Chuck Norris
7. His intelligence has broken some of the barriers of the requirements for running for the presidency
6. ?
5. ?
4. ?
3. ?
2. ?
1. ?

Oh, hell...I'm at a loss here. Anyone else?

[blm]

1. HEY....eauclaire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sight for sore eyes. ;))))))))))))))))))))))))

6.)His reign will assure that NO OTHER BUSH ever be elected president EVER again?

[eauclaireliberal]

10. Good to see you, blm

I've been a member of DU for a while...haven't posted here because I got distracted by BC, which is now being moderated like freerepublic. So I'm gonna hang around here from now on.

As for this top ten list, I can't help but to wonder what Pickles would say if asked. "Ummm...he pays for my Xanax."

Hmmm.

[BlueJazz]

2. He makes Radicalliberal look like Einstein.

.

On Edit: On second thought, he makes my Rabbit look like Einstein.

[poskonig]

3. 5. He's a one-termer like Poppy

eom

[hlthe2b]

4. after all the drugs/alcohol, I'm sure that he's

IMPOTENT!

[imax2268]

5. ummmmmmmmmmmmmm....

...
...
...

His golf game is improving...?

[newsguyatl]

6. he's

re-energizing the democratic party like no other before him

[OrdinaryTa]

7. Mediocre Students, Take Heart!

You too can become President of the United States, if all other white males whose father used to be president are unavailable.

[laura888]

8. he has a pretty nice body

I don't care for his smirks, but below the neck, he's rather nice...

[newsguyatl]

9. oh dear god

did you really just say that?!?!?!

:puke:

[disgruntella]

12. well, it's LAURA, after all

She married him ;)

[laura888]

15. don't care for anything that comes out of his mouth

but there are worse things to look at.

And I'm not THAT "Laura" ;)

[kclown]

25. Someone (Gore Vidal?) recently said * could have been

the top male (clothes) model.

I agree.  Models don't speak, e.g. Cheryl Tiegs.

[laura888]

34. yes - he makes an excellent clothes rack

I can see him in Sears catalog modeling polo shirts and plaid golf pants. But the photographer would have tell him not to smirk.

[Mari333]

13. EWWWW Bush 's Body makes me

[Booberdawg]

18. OMG, I wasn't expecting that.

The hairs all over my frikkin body stood out when I saw that. Ewwwwwww!!!!!

[leftchick]

44. good lord laura, you need to raise your standards a LOT!

Like a REEEAAALLLLL lot! For shame....

[sham]

50. for shame is right...

and even if someone did like that body (:puke:), what about the walk?!?! His clumsy John Wayne swagger makes my blood boil.

[lumpy]

52. Do your x-ray eyes

see beneath the blue suit ?

[morningglory]

54. With that bow-legged strut, hands all out to the side like he is

muscle-bound! He is sickening to me.

[hel]

11. He made the world see

...how bad US can get with a bad president, like a good cop-bad cop thing?

I was just looking at some pictures of Clintons' visit to my country (Turkey) in 1999 at a website, and I got to tell you, I got nostalgic!

[IkeWarnedUs]

21. don't we all

Heck, I saw a picture of Nixon and got nostalgic.

[VolcanoJen]

42. It's so bad, I've become nostalgic for Herbert freaking Hoover!

;-)

[newyawker99]

35. Hi hel!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[hel]

45. Thank you

for the welcome. It's great to be here :)

[proud patriot]

14. HE's Just Like His Daddy

1-10 are the similarities between him and his daddy .

[cliss]

16. He and his cronies are so rotten and evil that

I'm going to get my ass off this chair and go out and convince people to register Democratic. I read in a recent post that a fellow DU'er signed up 250 people. I'm going to try for the same thing.

Other than that, there is absolutely nothing good about him. Maybe the fertilizer value.....

[maxanne]

17. he's not afraid

to take a vacation.

[soup]

30. was thinking along those same lines

*he can clear brush really well
*he commutes with cows (honestly can't say I've ever known anyone other than *jr, with the ability to cow whisper)
*he has a lot of experience driving a golf cart
(oh, what control I have- did not mention segway incident)
*he knows which end of the fishing pole to point towards the water
*he's a good dog dropper
*his first pitch in Milwaukee only bounced a few times before it reached home plate
*he's got an extensive costume wardrobe
*turkeys seem to go for him
*he's definitely a uniter - almost the whole world hates him
*he's only bonked his head a few times embarking and debarking the helicopter
*he ducks protestors really well
*he hasn't thrown up in China
*he's got the loyalty of his brother
*he's a good impressionist ('please, don't kill me')(bastard:grr: - sorry lost it for a second)

See, MORE than ten. Who says we're negative? I say bring 'em on!

[Booberdawg]

19. mmmm he.. uhhh .. can dress and toilet himself without assistance

[eauclaireliberal]

23. RE: mmmm he.. uhhh .. can dress and toilet himself without assistance

I'm not sure he can do that either...

[newyawker99]

36. Hi eauclaireliberal!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[polmaven]

46. How do you know that?

Ever been there when he gets up in the morninng?

Oh, I am sorry...my sincerest apologies for putting that image into your head....Forgive me!

[Enraged_Ape]

20. He's singlehandedly destroying PNAC and the Republican party

And will thoroughly discredit them for a long, long time. This is something that not even his dad or Richard Nixon was able to do.

[Booberdawg]

22. And I OBJECT to your number 7

His intelligence has NOT broken some of the barriers of the requirements for running for the presidency

He was bought, payed for, and installed. By daddy.

[dw]

24. He's well packaged by KKKarl

Of course, it takes $14,000 Oxxford suits and $1,000 Vito Artioli shoes to make this particular man, not to mention flight suits and big hats and big belt buckles, but a lot of Murikans think he's lookin' jes fine.

[redeye]

26. He can't be that bad

We still have one or two civil liberties left so far, even though they'll probably disappear very soon.

And his IQ is a full 95 - could be much lower *L*.

[Buns_of_Fire]

27. He doesn't appear to wet himself too often

(But then, he does wear dark suits most of the time, so who knows?)

[AdrianInOcala]

28. 6.) His 1st (And hopefully last) term will be over soon enough

[mindfulNJ]

29. ummmm...

...he has a cute (albeit abused) little dog?

[newyawker99]

37. Hi MindfulNJ!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[mindfulNJ]

41. thanks newyawker...

I've been lurking for about a year...you guys keep me sane! :)

[cap]

31. He's gonna lose in '04...

he will go down in flames.

[cap]

32. he will go down in history as a President who ranks less than Hoover...

At least Hoover had basic intelligence and went around the world doing good works after he screwed up the Presidency.

[cap]

33. he will pave the way for 50 years of a solid Democratic reign...

eom

[Pax Argent]

38. Bush's accomplishments

1.) He convinced me of the wisdom of the Founding Father's incorporation of the 2nd Amendment into the Bill of Rights.

2.) He convinced me that in a race between two evils, one evil can be vastly worse than the other (Forgive me, I knew nothing of Gore's accomplishments prior to my "awakening" a couple years ago).

3.) His arrogant, incompetent, in-your-face, style of evil that prevented even the American Government and the Media's prodigious powers of prevarication from covering everything brought about my realization that all is not as it seems.

4.) Oh yeah, and he likes video games.:freak:

[MODemocrat]

39. He takes long vacations and keeps out of the limelight

It's nice not to have to look at him, so that's good of him.

[Raenelle]

40. I discovered the Dixie Chicks because they were so vicious to them.

:hippie:

[delete_bush]

43. He's the poster child

for English as a second language. Just wish I could understand his native tongue.

[janx]

47. I've got one: He's on his way OUT.

!

[camero]

48. He chokes on pretzels.

Getting hungry. lol

[mbee]

49. Doesn't he like the Osbornes?

Didn't he invite Ozzie Osborne to the White House?

[camero]

51. dunno

I guess it's better than eating bat. lol

[LWolf]

53. I tried. I've only got 7.

7. He has the same first name as our first president.

6. He brings the american hope to life. You know that thing we tell all our kids? About how you can be anything you want to be? He's proved it. If he can be president, anyone can. Even an amoeba could be elected.

5. He's married to a librarian. So he's probably actually seen or touched a book once.

4. He makes my elementary school students look really, really smart. Actually, my cats, puppy, horses, and hens suddenly look amazingly brilliant. A miracle.

3. He has demonstrated the conservative agenda with such clarity that our citizens can no longer use ignorance as an excuse.

2. He has laid a clear cut path in front of us. If we weren't sure where we needed to be, we are now. We can just send him out to skip happily along with his little plan. Then we can floor it in the opposite direction.

1. He has ensured a democratic victory in 2004.