How about this for God Channeling Pat Roberston?

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Bryan Farnum is an ordinary man with extraordinary gifts granted to him by God in order to help mankind. In the past, he has been described as a "Medical Intuitive" or “Scientific Intuitive” because of his work with the sick and scientific community.

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JANUARY 3RD TO JANUARY 15TH, 2005. MESSAGE TO WORLD LEADERS, A MESSAGE TO ALL NEWS AGENCIES, A MESSAGE TO ALL SCIENTISTS AND A MESSAGE TO ALL OF MANKIND.

THE TOPIC BEING DISCERNED AT THIS TIME IS ON THE RECENT DECEMBER 26, 2004 TSUNAMI THAT HAS TAKEN THE LIVES OF OVER 130,000 INDIVIDUALS. WE PRAY FOR THESE SOULS AND FOR THEIR FAMILIES. FOR THE TRUTH IS, THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED.

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All world leaders must understand that God keeps records on all of your internal/external Actions, Spoken Words and Thoughts. One cannot fool God. When you speak to the public make sure you are always speaking the truth, speaking from your heart, not bringing your Nation down, or bringing other Nations down by committing others to hardships based on your "Spoken Word". Make sure that the words that come out of your mouth are God’s Truth. Make sure your words are not ‘truth’ based on hidden agendas or based on spinning a story. Speak the real truth. As terrible as some news is, God will give you the strength to deliver this truth and God will give the people of your Nation the strength to cope with truth. Do not fall into the trap of man’s world, for this world is full of deception.

<snip> For it is God’s truth. WITH DEEP SADNESS, I NOW DELIVER MY DISCERNMENT ON THE RECENT TSUNAMI. 1) This event is not and was not an expression of God’s Wrath. This was not the Will of God for this Tsunami to occur in the first place. 2) God’s Laws are based on cause and effect. What we sow, we shall reap. What we reap, we sow. 3) The December 26, 2004 Tsunami was triggered by certain events that day. 4) Beneath the ocean floor, an explosion equivalent to 3 nuclear bombs caused the Tectonic Plates to divide. This ultimately triggered other reactions that eventually created the TSUNAMI. 5) If the scientists had the correct equipment, they would have been only able to monitor the potential of the earthquake approximately 45 minutes prior. However, many animals knew of the coming TSUNAMI 45 minutes before it hit land. 6) Throughout man’s history, there have always been earthquakes and Tsunamis. But the December 26, 2004 TSUNAMI was unique from others. Why? Because it was directly connected to man’s physical actions against Mother Earth. 7) I asked, “Lord, if India and Pakistan, in May 1998, had not done underground nuclear bomb testing (India 3 tests; Pakistan 2 tests), would the world have witnessed the December 26, 2004 TSUNAMI?” The answer came back, “NO.” I further asked, “Lord, If Pakistan had not done underground nuclear bomb tests in May 1998, would Iran have experienced the December 26, 2003 EARTHQUAKE that killed close to 30,0000 people?” The answer came back "NO." I ASKED, "LORD, SO FAR IN THIS MESSAGE, IS THERE ANYTHING IN THIS MESSAGE THAT IS NOT TRUE? THE ANSWER CAME BACK "NO." I further asked, “If India and Pakistan had not done underground nuclear bomb testing in May of 1998, would Afghanistan and Jakarta have experienced major earthquakes in 1998?” The answer came back, “NO.” Some of the effects of underground nuclear bomb testing occur immediately and some effects can occur up to 10 years later. 8) I also asked, “Would the TSUNAMI in 1964 that hit the coast of Alaska, Oregon, British Columbia and California have occurred if there had not been any prior USA nuclear bomb testing in the Marshall Islands? The answer came back "NO." In fact, if scientists were to simply take a look at mankind’s past 60 years of history, taking a look at the history of countries that performed nuclear bomb testing (particularly underground testing), and matched it to earthquakes that took place around the world within the following 10 year period, they would see the connection. 9) Underground nuclear testing done in China could have a future earthquake impact on Japan. 10) The truth is, if man did not perform any nuclear testing in the past 60 years, there would have been a 40% drop in serious earthquakes. Unfortunately, the scientists of the world have very little knowledge of how nuclear bomb testing impacts the centre of the earth which can later trigger earthquakes, tsunamis etc. The centre of the earth is an area that God would like man not to venture in to. This area is very secret. 11) The December 26, 2004 TSUNAMI placed the earth axis off by 11 degrees for a moment. The earthquake eruption, equal to 3 atomic bombs, also caused the earth’s magnetic field to change. The resulting change in the earth’s magnetic fields will now affect certain parts of the world within the next year. Over the next year, the magnetic change will trigger (as we are now experiencing) very unusual weather systems. (The collective knowledge on magnetic fields among the world scientific community is not more than 10%.) Some parts of the world will experience extremely unusual cold temperatures. If this TSUNAMI of December 26, 2004 did not take place, the world would not be facing a future with these unusual weather systems. 12) Based on God’s math equation of "cause and effect", there will be two more catastrophic events to take place in the future, directly connected to the 1998 India and Pakistan underground nuclear testing.

IT IS GOD’S WILL FOR THE UNITED NATIONS TO COME TOGETHER AND BRING INTO LAW, A NUCLEAR TEST BAN TREATY TO BE HONORED BY ALL NATIONS OF THE WORLD. THE LORD HAS REVEALED TO ME THAT ANY COUNTRY THAT PROCEEDS WITH NUCLEAR TESTING WILL HAVE COMMITTED AN AGGRESSIVE ACT TOWARD ALL OF HUMANITY. <more>

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[BurgherHoldtheLies]

1. And the NYT derided DU tsunami theories??? Please. nt

[Bluzmann57]

2. A nuclear test ban for all nations isn't a bad thing

It'll never happen, but it wouldn't really be a bad thing. I just wonder what "catastrophic events" this joker was referring to? Maybe all the snow we're expecting here in the midwest. No, this is January and we kind of expect this to happen. Ah hell, who knows? Fuck it anyway. Oops, some heathen has taken over this post and started cussing. Bad heathen!