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donsu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 12:46 PM
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The Ninth Level (in Hell, where all Dem leaders should go)

http://makethemaccountable.com/podvin/more/041231_TheNi...


Cocytus is the ninth level of Hell, the home of the fallen angel Satan. The ninth level is that frigid dungeon reserved for traitors who have been consigned to agonize eternally while frozen motionless. This is the pit where Judas is confined, and Cassius, and Brutus. It is also where the current leaders of the Democratic Party will one day reside.

Following their most recent electoral disaster, establishment Democrats concluded that the party lost because it was overly faithful to the principles of the Democratic rank and file. In order to rectify this error, former Congressman Tim Roemer has been recruited to oppose Howard Dean for the Democratic National Committee chairmanship, and to do so by advocating that the party moderate its stance on reproductive rights. Specifically, Roemer stresses attracting socially conservative voters by having the Democrats support the criminalization of late term abortions.

Contrary to popular myth, women who undergo third trimester abortions are not homicidal sluts maniacally intent on hunting their own fetuses. The procedures are performed when unforeseen complications occur that endanger a womans safety. Invariably, the woman had been planning to carry her pregnancy to term and is emotionally devastated that things have gone horribly wrong.

The most pious among us those who radiate the love and compassion of the Lord are insistent that the tragic scenario must be made infinitely worse by legally coercing women to maintain pregnancies that imperil their health, or even their lives. This abomination is to be performed at the altar of Gods most sacred creation, the embryo.
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the article ends by saying:

Establishment Democrats are confident that the infinitely indulgent rank and file will be accomplices in the betrayal of American women. They expect obedient liberals to vote for Democratic candidates even after the party moderates its abortion stance. Speaking only for myself, I have prepared a response.

Go to Hell.
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I'll second that
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jokerman93 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 12:55 PM
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1. Hell is the impossibility of reason.
Edited on Sat Jan-01-05 12:58 PM by jokerman93
"Following their most recent electoral disaster, establishment Democrats concluded that the party lost because it was overly faithful to the principles of the Democratic rank and file."

In other words, "We would have won if we were Republicans."

So THAT's how you establish a defacto one party system for the good of the corporations...
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 01:10 PM
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2. NEW LEADERS NOW!! GO DEAN!!
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Daisey Mae Donating Member (654 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 01:41 PM
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3. I think we wouldn't be in this mess.... if DEAN had led the show......
Lets try it out with him in charge, taking no prisoners policy towards the GOP, and witness the difference when a "REAL" REAL DEAL is incharge of our party......GO DEAN...... !!!
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