Why this war is good

[salinen]

- Stateside Hummer drivers can feel safe that the domestic Hummer has leather interior, not just a layer of flimsy sheet metal.

- The profits for war profiteers is way up! That means potential hiring.

- With so many young men overseas, there's more girls for us!

- Democracy is spreading like an oil fire. Soon, these freed up third worlders will welcome Iraqdisney.

- Most of Iraq's cultural material has been looted and is selling on ebay at reasonable prices.

- Since most of the world is now hostile to American travelers, Hawaii is seeing a boost to tourism.

[lcordero]

1. potential hiring my ass

all of the profits are going to buy some undeserving CEO type a yacht or some shit like that.

[salinen]

2. O.K.

Yacht sales are looking good.

[Kurovski]

3. Someone has to build those yachts.

Clean 'em and 'drive 'em, too.

What's a barnacle scraper getting these days?

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. Sounds like a good job for

an illegal immigrant.

[Kurovski]

10. A few probably come with the yacht

as standard features.

[proud2BlibKansan]

14. Are they pre-installed

in hidden compartments?

[Kurovski]

5. But it's worth it to have

Americans feeling so safe these days.

It's a good feeling to know George is protecting us.

Why deny the people aiding the war effort a new boat or two?

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. Besides,

they hate us for our freedoms. Don't ever forget that.

[Kurovski]

9. You are one hell of a fine American.

And smart, too.

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. Why thank you, Kurovski

I resemble that remark.

[no_hypocrisy]

4. That's funny. Not as funny as the rabbi who told me that God sent Hitler

to help the Jews, but still funny.

[Kurovski]

8. God sent George to help the Iraqis

--didn't he?

[no_hypocrisy]

11. Same thing really, isn't it? *Sigh!*

[Kurovski]

16. Are you saying our president isn't helping the Iraqis?

Well, what about the schools and the kite-flying and the electric systems we're bringing on line!?

Oh, wait , I think the kite flying is in Afghanistan, *sigh*.

[madison2000]

12. We can teach other countries how to "fix" their elections

and not waste paper printing anything out. Democracy from the ground up.

[proud2BlibKansan]

15. We'd also be teaching them

not to kill trees. :)