"Dad, what is abstinence?"

[underpants]

this a companion (not a dupe,Mods) thread to a lounge thread - Can't we all just get along

A co-worker of my wife's got a call from his 11 year old son in 5th grade asking that question today.

Apparently TOMORROW this young man's class is having a discussion of abstinence. Of course the definition is - to not have sex...which I can imagine opens two immediate questions:

-What is Sex?
-Am I supposed to be HAVING sex?

Lounge thread
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=105

[BlueEyedSon]

1. LMFAO! nt

[KlatooBNikto]

2. Additional questions: Can I have sex with my buddy John or am I supposed

to have sex with that icky girl,Megan?

Will sex be fun ?Will it be as good as playing baseball?

Did my mommy and daddy ever have sex? They are not supposed to have sex because they are grown ups.Grown ups never do anything that is fun.

[Maddy McCall]

3. Oh god, I was backed into the corner last weekend...

My son and his best friend, both 10, were in the back seat as I was commuting to work...they wanted to go with me to give final exams.

So, out of the blue, the friend says, "Ms. Maddy, how do women get pregnant."

After I hemmed and hawed for about 15 seconds, my son stepped in and said, "Men and women have sex. He puts his dingaling in her 'vay-gina'."

I told my son to hush, that his friend should ask his own parents that question.

Son's friends said, "What's a vay-gina?"

My son said, "Here THING, you know!"

Icould have died. I told the friend's mom as soon as I took him home. I thought she would herniate herself laughing. That's fine==I just didn't want to be the one to explain all of this to him.

:-)

[underpants]

4. That is funny

Scarey (a bit) but funny