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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 03:57 PM
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Here's the link to Cheney's Scud picture. You've been warned.
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:01 PM
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1. could be a catheter... (n/t)
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:03 PM
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2. I still say it's his pacemaker, slipping southward. J/K
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:07 PM
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3. just a bad tailor
nothing to see here

move along
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cjbuchanan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:16 PM
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4. This is the transmitter for Bush's receiver
Dick's dick is the one telling Bush what to say. Somehow we all knew this to be true.
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JudyM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 11:11 PM
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26. What a riot! ROFL
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valis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 11:13 PM
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27. Did you see the spoof by the YES MEN ? Here is a picture


In January of 2001, the organizers of a "Textiles of the Future" conference in Tampere, Finland send an e-mail to GATT.org asking for a WTO representative to deliver their keynote address. Andy and Mike are glad to oblige, and the organizers are delighted.

This time, Mike and Andy decide to cook up more drastic fare. The lawyers in Salzburg and the TV producers of CNBC Marketwrap Europe hadnt noticed anything wrong with a clearly berserk WTO; these people clearly need something more visual that will demonstrate without words what the WTO is about.

Mike's friend Sal, a costumer to the stars, loves a challenge, and is willing to work for a significantly substandard wage, just this once....

Arriving in Tampere, Finland (having relied on the kindness of Helsinki activists to cheapen the costs of the trip), Andy and Mike suddenly find out they have completely forgotten about time zones. They get to the conference just as their session is due to begin; they race to the bathroom and frantically change Andy into Sal's elaborate costume, over which they carefully zip up a velcro-seamed business suit.

In his keynote address, Andy presents a short history of their field to the textiles scientists, engineers, and managers in attendance. First he describes how the US Civil Warfought over the textile, cottonwas a great waste of money, because slavery would have been replaced by its infinitely more efficient version: remote sweatshop labor, such as we have today. He then goes on to call Gandhis spin-your-own-clothing revolts misguided and naive, but he places equal blame on the British: if they had only seen that the Indians craved homespun fibers, they could have included that in their product line.

The only problem still remaining with the efficiency of todays sweatshops, Andy continues, is a lack of control over workers. A manager in New York cannot constantly monitor workers in Rangoon. But there is a technological answer. He spreads his arms out, and Mike rips off Andys breakaway business suit to reveal the management solution of the future: a shimmering golden leotardwhich, when Andy pulls a rip-cord in his crotch, sports a three-foot-long golden phallus.

Andy explains that this tool, the Employee Visualization Appendage, will allow the manager of the future to watch and control far-off workers while engaging in healthful leisure activities.

The goal of this performance, of course, is to clarify how dangerous it is to equate human freedom with a free market. Demonstrating visually the logical conclusion of neoliberalism, Mike and Andy hope to make their audience think twice.

Instead, the audience rewards Andy with a healthy round of applause, but no questions. A reporter takes photos. As they wander around all that day, Mike and Andy come up again and again against a blank wall, until finally they find one woman who admits being terribly offended by Andys "Appendage"because women can be factory managers too.

If the conference attendees blithely followed the Yes Men down such nightmarish paths, real business leaders must be able to convince these "experts" of anything. Which is exactly what they have done
http://theyesmen.org/hijinks/tampere/index.shtml
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Chiyo-chichi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:22 PM
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5. They don't call him Dick for nothin'.
I think he just had a bag of gold coins in his pocket & it slipped 'round to the front.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:30 PM
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6. must have been talking Halliburton profits or massive death counts.
x(
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Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:30 PM
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7. I seriously doubt if that's an erection
With his long term severe heart disease he is probably impotent.

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_ud...

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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:57 PM
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22. Yes, I think that with the medicines he's probably on, it's unlikely.
Probably some sort of medical device.

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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:32 PM
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8. Some kind of hideous goiter, I'm sure
nt
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:34 PM
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9. Cheney is laughing because a chipmunk crawled up his pants & built a nest.


Taken with a digital camera and THAT was the quality of the big picture?!
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Gyre Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:50 PM
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10. Scud nothing, those nuts are the size of an elephants!
I have diagosed this poor fellow. Here is my thesis; just published

Characterisation of a mutant with compromised germ line cell cycle arrest during dauer. Patrick Narbonne, Jimmy Ouellet, Richard Roy. Department of Biology, McGill University, Montreal, Quebec, Canada.
In C. elegans, the execution of dauer development results in a complete developmentally-regulated cell cycle arrest. In the germ line, even though the distal tip cells continue to strongly express the lag-2 ligand, as displayed by the lag-2::GFP reporter, no divisions occur in the germ cell nuclei. The cyclin-dependent kinase inhibitor CKI-1 was shown to be a mediator of the dauer-associated germ line cell cycle arrest as cki-1(RNAi) caused proliferation of germ cell nuclei in the dauer gonad. We have found that in dauer larvae, germ cell nuclei are arrested at mitotic pro-metaphase. We have sought to elucidate how this germ line cell cycle arrest is accomplished at the genetic level by screening a population of dauer-arrested worms to find mutants that have more germ cell nuclei in their gonad than wild-type dauer larvae, which bear a mean of 33.48 germ cell nuclei (n=25). Among the 3800 haploid genomes screened, we isolated a mutant (rr48) in which the dauer larvae have an enlarged gonad containing, on average, about twice the wild-type number of germ cell nuclei (mean of 70.28; n=25). This mutation is zygotic, semi-dominant, and fully penetrant. It causes partial dauer-dependent sterility when worms spend 24 hours in dauer (28.57%; n=28). In addition, rr48 worms which spend 96 hours in dauer show poor recovery (26.67%; n=60), while most of those which spend longer durations in dauer die (98.41%; n=251). Moreover, mutant worms that do not enter the dauer stage do not seem to be affected, suggesting that the mutation occurs in a gene involved in a dauer-specific pathway. Finally, we demonstrate that rr48 is required for the proper dauer-induced germ line cell cycle arrest, since many nuclei are visibly beyond pro-metaphase as evidenced by DAPI staining. We observed germ cell nuclei undergoing radical morphological and cytological changes in 6 day-old rr48 dauer larvae (18.75%; n=16), suggesting that this mutation may affect downstream developmental pathways independent of mitotic regulation. The mapping and characterisation of this mutation are currently underway.

Nothing a few liters of DDT won't cure Dick! :) Rx: 1 liter DDT, bid. for 24 hours.

Gyre

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HuskerDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:08 PM
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11. colostomy bags must be kept somewhere, right?
gives new meaning to shit-bag republicans
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:11 PM
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12. Hung like a freakin' ELEPHANT.
Oy.
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 06:12 PM
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13. Colostomy bag! Look again--carefully-- !!!
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 06:18 PM
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15. Yup, I think it's a colostomy bag
It's looks a bit more like something oval/flat lying diagonal against his thigh than something round.
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 11:04 PM
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24. How long would he have been wearing that?
Has he had recent surgery that we weren't told about?

Something like that would be unrelated to his heart condition, right? It would indicate yet another illness.
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NurseLefty Donating Member (489 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 11:54 PM
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32. Probably not a colostomy bag. More likely a urinary catheter leg bag.
If a colostomy bag were that full, it would be too heavy to stay adhered to the stoma (the opening from the intestine to the abdominal wall). Urinary catheter leg bags can be fastened to the thigh and are made of a heavy-gauge vinyl, and thus can hold 1-1.5 liters of fluid. Given that Evil Dick has a history of heart disease, there are drugs he might be taking that cause urinary incontinence (ie calcium channel blockers, antihypertensives, diuretics). Also, prostate enlargement is common in men Evil Dick's age, which can cause problems with urination.
That's my guess, anyway.
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-15-04 10:13 AM
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33. So is Dick our first incontinent VP?
Incompetent AND incontinent?
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 06:12 PM
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14. dupe
Edited on Sun Nov-14-04 06:18 PM by elehhhhna
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Minstrel Boy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 06:26 PM
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16. "Trance-formation of America" mentions Cheney's "oversized penis."
Edited on Sun Nov-14-04 06:29 PM by Minstrel Boy
Okay, this will sound strange to those who've never heard of the CIA's Project Monarch (I know because it still sounds extremely strange to me), but alleged mind control victim Cathy O'Brien wrote in 1995, in her book Trance-formation of America, about being abused by Cheney.

I honestly don't know what to make of O'Brien's claims, but here's a passage:

Dick Cheney had an apparent addiction to the "thrill of the sport." He appeared obsessed with playing A Most Dangerous Game as a means of traumatizing mind control victims, as well as to satisfy his own perverse sexual kinks. My introduction to the game occurred upon arrival at the hunting lodge near Greybull, Wyoming, and it physically and psychologically devastated me. I was sufficiently traumatized for Cheney's programming, as I stood naked in his hunting lodge office after being hunted down and caught. Cheney was talking as he paced around me, "I could stuff you and mount you like a jackalope and call you a two legged dear. Or I could stuff you with this (he unzipped his pants to reveal his oversized penis) right down your throat, and then mount you. Which do you prefer?"
http://www.trance-formation.com/book_excerpts/game.htm
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HuskerDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:11 PM
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18. I don't think there's enough tinfoil in the WORLD
for that woman. Talk about NUTJOBS. Holy crap.
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NAO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:46 PM
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19. I immediately thought of Cathy O'Brien and TranceFormation on seeing this
More confirmation of Cathy's story!

Brice Taylor, another Project Monarch mind-controlled slave, also confirms this allegation about Cheney in her seminal account, "Thanks For The Memories ... The Truth Has Set Me Free! The Memoirs of Bob Hope's and Henry Kissinger's Mind-Controlled Slave"



Thanks For the Memories
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/096689162...


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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 06:29 PM
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17. an elephant trunk., bah hahah that is funny
looks like a pee bag or something
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Sven77 Donating Member (645 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:48 PM
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20. time to change his diaper
oops i crapped my pants.
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Skink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:53 PM
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21. Dole has Viagra
Dick Cheney Depends supermodel. :freak:
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 11:00 PM
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23. Cue cheesy guitar....bwaaang. "Wanna go duck Huntin?"
"See my duck love call....Scalia loves it."
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 11:11 PM
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25. His (its) sex organ isn't located there.
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 11:13 PM
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28. That's right, he leaves a slime trail on a rock, Ann Coulter then rubs it.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 11:20 PM
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30. Yes, when she has been inflated to the proper psi.
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JudyM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 11:18 PM
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29. Let's bring back in that NASA imaging scientist
who called it for what it was on Bush's back.

BTW, why is the Bush bulge issue not being driven by the media? Fairness and integrity are irrelevant, apparently.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 11:22 PM
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31. This reminds me of Derek Smalls of Spinal Tap.
He was stopped at the airport terminal when his tinfoil wrapped cucumber set off the metal detector. :D
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