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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:09 PM
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Time to let bygones be bygones
Lets face it. George W. Bush whipped our whiney librul asses. So in a concilliatory gesture, to show we have no hard feelings, lets all send him a cogratulatory bag of pretzels.

The gesture might just thaw his frozen heart, and he can share them with Cheney, Rove, Ashcroft, etc.:evilgrin:
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:11 PM
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1. can we use our own special recipes?
now where can i find bat droppings?:evilgrin:
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NightOwwl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:11 PM
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2. How about a bag of dogshit on his doorstep?
:evilgrin:
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shesemsmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:12 PM
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3. ltes just send a
bag of shit instead:nuke:
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:14 PM
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4. How about a compromise?
Dipped pretzels!
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Turn CO Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:16 PM
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5.  LOL - your signature line is hilarious!
I can't stand that she-man Ann. Carlson, however, is kinda cute, for a wimp.

I should think sending Georgie a pile of cow droppings would be an appropriate gesture, since he's supposedly a cowboy from Texas, and all.
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shesemsmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:18 PM
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6. looks like its pretzels 1
and 4 for shit of some sort lol:evilgrin:
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 07:06 PM
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11. Just send him a bag of pretzels
when he touches it, it will turn to shit. Just like everything else he touches.
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alcuno Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:19 PM
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7. No problem. "59 million Americans chose to reward failure."
I admit it. We were beat. As my new bumpersticker says, "59 million Americans chose to reward failure."
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shesemsmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:22 PM
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8. maybe.....
we should send out 59 million reward *packages* of those dipped pretzels
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pretzel4gore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:59 PM
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10. i'd bet you rush limble's nuts
that only 20 million people (or less) actually voted for the chimp-in-charge! if you're right and 59 million did vote for the fraud, then ...that's too depressing to think about
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geomon666 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:53 PM
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9. I've got the perfect gift for our *re-elected *president.
ahem...Bush Flop B-)
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idiosyncratic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 07:37 PM
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12. That is hilarious. Did you read the eBay description?
Edited on Sat Nov-13-04 07:38 PM by apolitical no more
Description… This medallion measures 9 inches in diameter, 1.5 " deep and approx. 1.5 lbs. It has felt backing for table display, an inset bolt for wall mounting and a stand for desk or mantle display. It is made from genuine Angus Bull Manure (grass grazing for a finely textured grain) in a polymer matrix. It is as durable as plastic and impossible to have an odor.

FAQ... "Is this really bull poop?" Yes, collected from Tennessee. "Did Michael Moore or Al Franken inspire you to do this?" No, George W. Bush inspired me. "Why didn't you make Cheney?" Not enough bull poop in Tennessee.




Link to eBay Auction
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