Ok what i need from DU'ers is this.. someone who is a good writer and ...

[southernleftylady]

a computer geek..
wouldn't it be great to have a "article" that looks like its from the AP or some other news source that says "BUSH DECLARES EARTH FLAT" and his reasoning would be...
because god told him
of course not so obvious but that would be the man point.. i wonder how many repug people we know would fall for it??
just a thought from a very tired, very frustrated du'er :)

[Bernardo de La Paz]

1. Look at the Landover Baptists for the best example of how it is done.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

[TalkingDog]

2. Separation of Church and State

You, of course, are joking, but my husband and I have been discussing the whole legality of starting a war with state dollars because "God said it would be okay"

Can't we have him removed, impeached or otherwise incapacitated for breaching the Separation Clause?

Any legal scholars out there?

[southernleftylady]

3. oh come on i know we have some computer geeks on here ;) nt lol

[AnIndependentTexan]

4. BUSH DECLARES EARTH FLAT

Today Bush told a Senior Adviser that the world is flat." Jesus spoke to me and told me the world is flat." He believed that God lived in the basement of the White House.

A reporter asked," Mr. President why does God live in your basement?"

The President responded," Because I have a mandate! The people have given me a mandate and God agrees!" Bush later said," God wants you to give to the Republican party. If you don't give to the republican party then you will not be allowed into Heaven."

Hearing these word Pat said," I warned the President that God doesn't live in his basement. He lives in a jar! I caught a firefly that speaks to me."

Rumors over the internets say that God lives in the basement of 9 out of 10 Americans. When asked this Bush said," Those are just rumors! Rumors I tell you that are lies. What would Tony Blair say if he heard you say God lived in his basement?"

Fox fully stands by the Presidents statement and supports his decision.

[southernleftylady]

5. LOL see now THAT is what i am talking about people :) thanks! lol nt