Don't you feel safer now that those gays can't marry?

[WindRavenX]

This was overhead on campus the other day:
"I am so excited that George Bush was re-elected- now there's going to be moral clarity to the US!"
Now, I somehow managed to restrain myself for smacking this chick upside the head, but I did ask her:
"So,do you feel safer now that gays can't marry in eleven states?"
Response:
"Yes- I feel like God punishes us in forms of terrorist attacks!"
So there you go peeps. God causes terrorist attacks because of the gays :eyes:
Where did America go? And what country filled of IDIOTS replaced it?

[NC_Nurse]

1. Must be in the water...

there's a lot more dumasses out there than there used to be.

Maybe the mercury in the water and food is killing everyone's brain cells...

[democratreformed]

4. Hey, you just might be on to something with the mercury.... n/t

[democratreformed]

2. Myself, I feel like it sure made me love my husband more and made

our marriage stronger. Thank God. (sarcasm off)

[Maat]

6. My theory is that a bunch of aliens took over all of the Fundies'

minds. They are now pod-people.

[democratreformed]

10. Nah, it's just that they were given money. So, they came out of the

woodwork to help the savior - you know, the one that made them eligible for all kinds of money by hiding behind "faith-based" programs that are supposed to help their communities (hahhaha).

[quaoar]

3. I don't have a job

The mortgage company is gonna take my house; my son was just sent to Iraq; I've got no health insurance and the fish in our lake are loaded with mercury.

But thank God our President Bush saved us from the horrors of gay marriage.

</ sarcasm >

[WindRavenX]

8. totally!

I mean, my god, it's SO OBVIOUS Osama HATES us for our freedoms (to ban gay marriage) :puke:
ARGHHH!!!!!

[A Simple Game]

21. Then Osama no longer hates gay Americans?

That's the only logical conclusion.

Sooo, * is going to save us from terrorism one diverse group at a time!

Now we know how he's going to stop terrorism.

[JohnKleeb]

5. I would feel more safer

if evangelicalsim was banned :D.

[Maat]

7. Oh...me, too!

Could we send my Fundie relatives to re-education camps?

[JI7]

9. they aren't likely to live in areas where terrorists are likely to strike

[Liberal_Andy]

11. abu garab, now there's some moral clarity for ya!

n/t

[jdj]

12. a comedian I have heard answers that this way:

"Then I guess tornados are God's punishment on trailer-park living creepy Christians."

[LaReservaPr]

13. Cant forget about those hurricanes in Florida.

[DELUSIONAL]

14. Praise the Lord -- God is going to save me and take be to

heaven when he appears in the clouds -- after Armageddon has wiped out those troublesome people.

We'll all go to heaven where the son of god -- bush will sit at the right hand (or his left hand) of god.

And all this because those pesky gays can't get married.

I'm in the 700 club -- so I'm a cult member.

(sarcasm off)

These idiots are so stupid -- how can that giggling chimp bring moral clarity to the US when he doesn't know how to tell the truth. That stupid bitch has no idea that bush hates women -- he took aim against women in one of his very first acts as Prez in 2001.

However, you have presented an excellent example of the response of a cult member.

[billyoc]

15. I most DEFINITELY feel safer

I'm the only straight guy in my apartment building!

Can you imagine all of the WEDDING PRESENTS I'D HAVE TO BUY?!

Whew! :crazy:

[baby_mouse]

16. GLOWER. COLD STARE.

Enjoy your brief moment of triumph, heterosexuals... It may just be your LAST! BWAH HAH HAH! Ohhhhh, heterosexuals. We know each other so well, don't we? How I have enjoyed this little game! But soon... it will be.... CHECK.... MATE! YES! As soon as I've finished sewing my super-villain cape. And my evil henchman Dave is off sick today, which, just twixt you and I and the gatepost, isn't such a big bad, he embarasses me terribly. Actually he LAUGHS at me. Last month I used an evil European mind-controlling satellite to burn homosexual desires into the minds of every GOP voter but it didn't work cause the evil satanic homo-rays were pink and sparkly and they could see them and they all ran away. And he just said (in between bouts of rolling helplessly on the floor and calling me "gaytard" (?!?!?! :wtf: ): "Babymouse, how come U can't do COOL supervillain things, you always do this stupid pink sparkly stuff, no-one takes you seriously" and I got REALLY mad at him and told him he was a stupid buttcake but he just laughed even more. So I twirled my moustache so hard it came off and threw it at him and it stuck in his eye and he got angry and said "Don't exect to find ME appearing at your next superlame evil homo plan, HOMOTARD" and walked out. God, the DRAMA. But I'm getting off the point, my point is HHAH! HAH HAH HAH! BWAH HAH HAH HAH! BWAH HAH HAH heterosexuals! BWAH HAH IT'S NOT OVER YET. I will encompass your DOOM.

[kittenpants]

18. eeek! can't somebody ban gays from using the 'internets' too!

[Skittles]

17. where do these bigots get the time?

I can't handle my own life that well, let alone worry that two people of the same sex who love each other MIGHT WANT TO BE MARRIED.
Where do these f***ing bigots find the time to worry about what PEOPLE THEY DON'T KNOW AND DON'T CARE ABOUT do. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[AgadorSparticus]

19. WTF??? this reminds of that toon where all the al queda folks were

sitting in a cave and their leader says, "ok men, this is how we beat the United States. We MARRY each other."

It had me in stitches. Wish I had kept it.

[harpo]

20. those guys are really...really...in need of some therapy

[okTracer]

22. Actually they do think there is a relationship

Was doing some searches on Johnny Walker Lindh found this post on International Organization of Heterosexual Rights.

"Marin County is well known for it's liberal views and "tolerance". Children and teens are encouraged to express themselves in any way they choose. They are encouraged to experiment with "alternative" lifestyles and to be tolerant of all forms of expression. This is the type of home that John Walker was raised in. His mother converted to Buddhism, and his father is an attorney for PG&E. Yet some information to this story has been omitted. To begin with, Frank Lindh is a homosexual. He divorced Marilyn Walker in 1997, to come out of the closet. John Walker was taught diversity and tolerance. And yet, at 16 opted to leave the United States to study Arabic and the Muslim religion. Some reports claim that he wished to find discipline in his life. John's parents gave in to his every whim, always footing the bill for his requests."

http://www.inoohr.org/johnwalker.htm

[arwalden]

23. No... I Feel Oppressed.

I'm still waiting to find out exactly (exactly!) what is is about my equal rights that interferes with THEIR happiness so much!

[kayell]

24. Me too.

Isn't it interesting that Canada hasn't disappeared into a blazing lake of fire? I wonder how they do it with all that people loving each other going on?