How will W's team trash the White House?

[Taxloss]

Once he's been given his marching orders on 3 Nov. that is.

Clinton's team was accused of removing the "W" key from keyboards and trashing the place - even if W's team was lying about that (what, them?!), they won't be able to resist a bit of vandalism when the time comes. What do you reckon?

[DebJ]

1. "bugs" left everywhere....

[veteran_for_peace]

Turn all the 'W' into 'M'

[dave123williams]

2. They hate the Country so much, it's hard to say.

[Ima]

6. Ha Ha

They will take the purple fabric from Lincoln's bedroom.:evilgrin:

[Mad_Dem_X]

15. The Lincoln Bedroom! LOL

I told someone about that yesterday, and they didn't believe me. I *hope* they get rid of that crap!

[kayell]

24. Ewww. Purple velvet, lace and a gilt crown above the bed. Not to mention

the hideous mardi gras colored rug!!!! The ultimate in tacky. :puke:

[alonso_quijano]

3. They can't do anything worse...

...than they've already done! :mad:

[TrustingDog]

7. o yeah?

what's to stop them from invading Iran (remember the odd carrier deployment a few weeks back?) and leaving even a bigger impossible mess for K?

seriously, these people are insane - you know that.

[JHB]

4. Flaming paper bags filled with excrement?

Definite possibility.

[klook]

5. Stale French fries everywhere

and bottles of Hunt's ketchup. Also hundreds of pairs of flip-flops hidden in desk drawers.

[cassiepriam]

8. They will.

But their biggest job will be hiding and shredding
all incriminating data. It will take Kerry and
the rest of the country years to uncover it all.
It will be far worse than we know.

[onehandle]

9. They already have.

The smell of evil lingers for years.

[Taxloss]

12. I believe

the smell of Gerald Ford's football kit chased the smell of evil out of the White House within six months.

[Mad_Dem_X]

16. The Kerrys will have to get an exorcist

to chase the demons out of there.

[onehandle]

22. I'm sure our CATHOLIC PRESIDENT has connections.

Heh heh. No matter how much they suck up to Catholics to help Bush, Fundies hate us papal papists.

[Fla Dem]

27. That was my 1st reaction. Good aswer. n/t

[Hobarticus]

10. 377 tons of Iraqi explosives have to turn up sometime...

Just kidding, I'm no tinfoil-hatter.

[geniph]

11. I expect mass burning of records

"oops, accidentally destroyed - sorry, didn't realize those were public property! so sorry!"

I'd also be damned careful with the computers - I'd expect all kinds of keyloggers and suchlike trash, maybe widespread viral and spyware infections. I think I'd remove the hard drive of every computer in the place and start fresh.

[Ima]

25. hardrives are always removed

[UdoKier]

13. They'll probably leave flip-flops everywhere.

That's the level of their sense of humor.

[kcwayne]

14. They'll lease out the White House for exclusive use for 4 years to the

Saudi Royal Family.

[TahitiNut]

17. Souvenirs ... they'll steal anything not nailed down.

These are greedy, self-indulgent people.

[auburngrad82]

18. sorry...delete

[d_b]

19. I dunno about TRASHING but..

A scene from "Patton" comes to mind: The one where the Russians are closing in at the end and the Nazi Generals, etc. are burning all their papers in steel drums and saying "I'll kill myself like the Fuhrer before I let the Russians take me". Subtract 'Russians'; add 'Kerry'. That's what I think it will look like..A PNAC document bonfire in the oval office. :)

[wordout]

20. dont give em any ideas

as it is they've got to scrub boogers from under the oval office desk. The ones that w doesn't eat, that is.

[Cleita]

21. They'll be in Kool-Aid induced denial and refuse to leave?

eom

[goforit]

23. It's worse than a nuclear dump.

[camero]

26. There'll be coke all over the place

from the moving party.

[OneTwentyoNine]

28. Don't know but I'd report the damage ten times worse than it is...

We can all play the same game...

[MarkTwain]

29. Can you say "Industrial Size Shredders" ?

.... The Hague will be but a short Air Force Transport Trip away for these evil, murderous criminals if they don't.

[delete_bush]

30. paint a moustache and glasses on

Clinton's portrait

[nefarious]

31. Expect them to treat the Whitehouse like they've treated America

They've used the US government for their own personal gain for the past four years,

so they'll have no compunction about looting the Whitehouse barren when we give them their eviction notice. John and Teresa will have a massive redecorating job in their way.