What is the craziest thing you have seen a CON say?

[Benji]

With John Kerry's imminent victory around the corner, you know the CONS have lost gone insane. What is the funniest thing you have seen them say? Give us a link so we can Laugh our fuckin ass off at them!!!

[Benji]

1. Here's a couple to get it started!!!

This nutjob is going to flip flop on the war the day Kerry gets elected.

http://jeffblanco.blogdrive.com/archive/cm-10_cy-2004_m-10_d-31_y-2004_o-0.html

This guy still complains about John Kerry and his Vietnam Service

http://senatorflipflop.blogdrive.com/

[The Minus World]

2. No link - Just family quotes

"How's it feel voting for a guy who's gonna LOSE?"

"You'll look back on your vote when you're older, and realize that you made the wrong decision."

"Hey, even I think they have Osama staying at the White House and they're gonna bring him out before the election, but who cares? It obviously means they caught him."

"My class went over both Bush and Kerry's health-care plans, and they said Bush's was far superior."

"So what if the war is for oil? I say let's take their oil then."

"You always bring up that left-wing looney Project For a New American Century conspiracy theory crap."

"I'm voting for Bush because Kerry is weak and these are troubled times."

"I would vote for Nader - I mean, they're all corrupt, but at least Nader stands up against the corporations. But since he doesn't have a chance, I'm voting for Bush."

"You're too young to understand how the world works - all democrats are idealists."

"I hope you didn't wear that shirt last week." (referring to my "Reagan Busters" t-shirt, a week after Reagan's death)

[Benji]

3. Oh yeah

Those are so rich, only a Republican can come up with those!!!

[JohnnyRingo]

4. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1264397/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1264397/posts

"Reagan already has his legacy and its firmly established and nothing can be done by them to change it."

....Made me chuckle....There's a whole library of crazy quotes there.



Trick or Treat

[A Simple Game]

10. Reagan's legacy

once the energy crisis hits full bore, is going to be that he undid Carter's energy policy.

Carter's visions weren't all religious.

[schultzee]

5. Bush is a good Christian man ROFLOL

[FizzFuzz]

11. Sean Hannity is...pause...cast eyes down reverently....put hand over heart

...I just respect him very much.

I know they're both bad but I pray and God tells me that Bush is the right man.

Abstinence programs work.

----all quotes from a very nice earnest young fundie.

I don't know, should I laugh or jump out a window? :evilgrin:

[SoCalDem]

6. During the 36 day fiasco in 2K, a repube went to a microphone

and said:

" Well...sure.. Gore got votes from the north east and west.. that's where all the PEOPLE are"..


and another one , when asked about the black vote, said:

"Everybody knows we treat our colored people just fine"..

[Eugene]

7. The WMD's were moved to Falloujah

that's why they were never found.

This Kerry basher also refused to believe
that the coalition had occupied that town
for a year.

:dem:

[m berst]

8. not following you

Who are the "cons" and what are we trying to get started here exactly?

[BoX o BooX]

9. In my own living room, from a houseguest:

"Bush should be re-elected because he started the war, so he should be allowed to finish it."

At that point, my head exploded.

[FizzFuzz]

12. did the guest help you clean up the mess?

after all, he/she started it. :evilgrin:

[BoX o BooX]

16. Nope. I put her on a plane the next day.

Shipped her ass back where it belongs. We no longer speak.

[American Tragedy]

13. Can't give ya a link, but I can give you some scary quotes

My best friend's ex: "I'm a Nixon Republican."
MY ex: "People are so negative; they never mention that the Nazis really united Germany."

And no, I'm not making these up. Somehow, perhaps out of sheer boredom, my friend and I found ourselves mixed up with some frat guys one semester who turned out to be freakishly right-wing. Didn't last too long.

[vinnievin777]

14. When they hear that Ohio lost 200,000 jobs under Bush

"I have a job"


Vinnie Vin
http://www.vinnievin.com

[alittlelark]

15. ....but he was BORN AGAIN.

from fundie-mom. She is a con, but doesn't understand what she signed up for - she was conned.

[in_cog_ni_to]

17. Paraphrased.."We should just blow up all the Iraqis in the name of the

Lord." Jerry Falwell.

[drunkdriver-in-chief]

18. Ask them about the children killed in iraq and they say

"Good - that means they won't grow up to be terrorists."

[in_cog_ni_to]

19. How sick and evil is that?

:grr:

[DiverDave]

20. Gotta be

a truck driver in a truck stop I was talking to.
Me "the tax cuts were a sham, you are paying MORE in local and state taxes then you were before, because of cuts from the feds.
Him "I dint pay taxes"
Me "REALLY?!?"
Him "Nope, I lost my house when I went Bankrupt"
My head exploded then.
and yes, he is voting for *

[area51]

21. hiring.

I heard a republinazi say that the reason why employers aren't hiring people is because they're scared Kerry will win. :wtf:

[Berserker]

24. Here is a few I collected over the years

"Environmentalists are a socialist group of individuals that are the tool of the Democrat Party. I'm proud to say that they are my enemy. They are not Americans, never have been Americans, never will be Americans."
- Rep. Don Young (R-Alaska), Alaska Public Radio, 08-19-96

"Get rid of the guy. Impeach him, censure him, assassinate him."
- Rep. James Hansen (R-Utah), talking about President Clinton, as reported by journalist Steve Miner of KSUB radio who overheard his conversation, 11-01-98

"We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs."
- Sen. Phil Gramm (R-Texas), Mother Jones, 08-95

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to The New York Times building."
- Ann Coulter, The New York Observer, 08-26-02

"We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors."
- Ann Coulter, at the Conservative Political Action Conference, 02-26-02


"I tell people don't kill all the liberals. Leave enough so we can have two on every campus—living fossils—so we will never forget what these people stood for."
- Rush Limbaugh, Denver Post, 12-29-95

[Guy_Montag]

25. Do you not have legislation against incitement to commit murder?

Because some of those come extremely close.

[wishlist]

22. "Nobody cared that Clinton lied so why is it terrible that Bush/ Ch lie?"

A hopelessly RW relative of mine said she can't understand why Bush and Cheney are getting criticized so much for lying, but that we Dems consider it okay that Clinton lied!

For starters, Clinton's lie (about a private personal matter that he shouldn't have even been forced to admit) didn't result in deaths and suffering of well over 100,000 in Iraq plus death and disability of nearly 10,000 U.S. troops plus digging U.S. into 300 billion debt.

[flygal]

23. "I'm an atheist"..

My repug aunt. I said "And you vote repug - thanks a lot, now my kids are gonna have to pray in school!" She's a gun repug.

[LeftHander]

26. Bush - "I know how the world works" (Debate #1) - nt

nt

[drbtg1]

27. Heard this at a party

After being told that we couldn't possibly vote for Kerry, I told her Bush should be in jail for what happened to Valerie Plame. She, of course, had no idea what I was talking about. I push a little farther for her reasoning and got this little gem:

"Kerry sounds too southern"