Did you all hear what Kerry's ex-girlfriend said about him?

[friesianrider]

A friend told me this tonight, have no idea where she heard it from...but supposedly Kerry's ex-girlfriend came out and said Kerry is amazing in bed and likes to talks dirty in French (!)

I know this isn't relevent to the campaign or anything, but I thought "hey, someone might vote for him based on this" LOL ;) You never know!

[Pirate Smile]

1. LOL.

[hollywood926]

4. Thanks for making my evening....

considering I'm home alone and bored on a Saturday evening, that really made me laugh. Thanks.

[auntAgonist]

8. welcome to DU!!!

How can you be bored? You're here! LOL :)


:toast:

[hollywood926]

20. And I am drinking beer...

good point. By the way, which ex-girlfriend? Didn't he date Morgan Fairchild? And several other actresses? Now we know why...

Meanwhile Bush began dating Laura, who didn't have a boyfriend...because she killed him...

[Pirate Smile]

22. Oh, you are going to fit in around here, no problemo!

[GainesT1958]

2. Oh, well..

Dub is probably too preoccupied with locating his vial of coke to be any good therein!:eyes:

I'm proud to support the candidate with a brilliant mind, good "bedside manor"..AND a clean nose!:D

B-)

[TahitiNut]

12. Well, Dubya obviously quits when HE'S finished. I'd guess 5 minutes, max.

[Mabus]

13. Well, it is hard work

and remember, the twins are test tube babies.

[LibDemAlways]

29. And if he's talking dirty,

you can bet it's in mangled English with Rove feeding him his lines through the earpiece. Not a sight I'd ever want to behold, but can you imagine the naked chimp grinding away with that electronic bulge on his back?

[sr_pacifica]

34. Ugh, don't even go there

:puke:

[juajen]

25. Ok, ok, spelling police here

I don't come out often, just when it's my pet peeve. The word is "manner", nor manor, which is used thusly "to the manor born." I'm really nice, usually. Forgive please.

[TahitiNut]

33. It's "not," not "nor."

:silly: :evilgrin: :silly: :evilgrin: :silly: :evilgrin: :silly: :evilgrin: :silly:

[ogradda]

3. lucky teresa

:) :) :) :) :) :)

[BlackVelvetElvis]

5. Compare and contrast

What would Bush do?
Let the imagination roam.

[sr_pacifica]

35. self-delete---dupe "hard work" n/t

[elehhhhna]

43. go to bed dirty and complain about France? i mean Peance Freance...

[smirkymonkey]

6. Damn, I'm Jealous.

I just WISH I could find out for sure!

Could you imagine any of Bush's exes coming out and saying he was "good in bed?" Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....the thought of him even half naked repulses me.

[liberalhistorian]

18. Well, there's a reason why

Laura only got pregnant once!!!

[greenbriar]

19. did anyone say

nice orgasim???



can you hear bush saying that???

(I just re-watched f9/11)

[TahitiNut]

7. Merde!

Well, Teresa doesn't appear at all neglected, does she? The entire family seems very emotionally healthy to me - especially for a political family.

[aquart]

11. Yes, indeedy.

[hollywood926]

21. You know, my mother did say...

"Teresa Heinz Kerry always looks like she just rolled out of bed."

Now we know why.

[allalone]

9. whoa

sign me up!

[Sannum]

10. Wooo!

Theresa is one lucky, lucky woman!!!:wow:


But remember the Al Gore cover of Rolling Stone in 2000?...Ahem...:7

[Maiden England]

15. well who ever heard of a great piece of elephant (nt)

[Chescher]

36. Oh man... I'm laughing out loud by myself...

... errr, well with my sleeping husband on the chair. If he were awake, he'd be laughing his ass off too!

Thanks guys... you're the best!

[Lefty48197]

14. This falls into the TMI category, IF you ask me...

.

[greenbriar]

16. well, really...

have you ever looked at his hand span...something about from the middle finger to the palm??? ;)

[Kelli372]

32. Hey now! Yowza!

[Maccagirl]

17. Oo La La!

Now whenever I look at him....

[Daisey Mae]

23. Yes you had me on Hello

[juajen]

27. My, my, you girls are too much

What say we let the Kerrys have a small bit of privacy, huh?

[Toucano]

24. I've no doubt Kerry is a fine lover.

Sensitive, caring, intelligent people often are.

But "someone migh vote for him based on this"? POSH!

Funny anyway. Thanks.

[Lisa]

26. hey, all I needed to know was that he cooks and does housework ...

He's still on cordial terms with his ex, and even his subsequent girlfriends praise him as a real gentleman. Plus he raised two fine daughters, and the Heinz kids think he's great. (Personally I wouldn't pick a leader based just on personal qualities like that, but all this suggests that he works hard at relationships and even people who might have a reason to dislike him see no problem there.)

I'm just imagining George W. attempting a bedroom seduction "en francais"! He'd probably be throwing in Spanish words, and getting all pouty when they didn't have the desired effect! Ha ha!

[flygal]

28. Democrats make better lovers!

:loveya:

[greenbriar]

31. yes we do

because we are real~
we live in reality

[sr_pacifica]

37. Okay, all right, mm-hmm

:eyes:

[TahitiNut]

38. Almost as good as liberals without labels.

:evilgrin:

[sandnsea]

30. He listens, he's thoughtful, he's curious

That's sort of the formula, there. Can't say I'm surprised. :)

[lostnfound]

42. And motivated, persistent. nt

[lakemonster11]

39. Well he's got my vote!

If that's not true, it should be. :)

[Eurobabe]

40. TMI

[wishlist]

41. Media dropped it because she said nice things about his romantic ways!

There was a thread here on DU several months ago about this woman who had a long romantic relationship with Kerry and gave her story to some magazine. I found it interesting that the story went nowhere in the media, probably because there was nothing scandalous but in fact her remarks about him whispering to her in French during romantic moments and cooking dinner for her and never leading her on about his long term intentions made him look like quite an attractive gentleman that millions of women would have loved to be able to spend their evenings with!