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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 03:57 PM
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Bush "Victory Party":)
Edited on Thu Oct-28-04 03:58 PM by Sannum
http://www.la.com/blog/comments.php?id=685_0_1_0_C


The Bush/Cheney 2004 Club is throwing an afternoon of hors d'oeuvres and cocktails at the price of $40 per person. Among the republican celeberati expected to attend are LA County Board Supervisor Michael Antonovich and Colonel Robert "Buzz" Patterson. When we called for more information, we asked what if Bush doesn't win?


Woman Who Answered the Phone: "There's no such thing as he's not going to win."

Us: "But will there still be a party?"

WWAtP: "I understand what you are trying to say, and the party will go on. But there's no doubt he will win."

Us: "What will the party be called if he doesn't win?"

WWAtP: "What do you suggest we call the party? A loser party? Who are you? Where are you calling from? What is your name?"


We hung up the phone giggling.

For those of you who want to go, the last day to RSVP is November 3, but there are no refunds if, you know.
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 04:04 PM
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1. $40?
Cheap-assed "Do" for repugs!
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 04:40 PM
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2. Cheap white sheets from Wal-Mart
Of course, not made in the USA anymore . . .
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 04:40 PM
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3. Plus, you use the pillowcases for the freeplings
. . .
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