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undercover_brother Donating Member (296 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:06 PM
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Karl Rove he laid himself under the wheels of Air Force One.
Edited on Mon Oct-18-04 08:14 PM by undercover_brother


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McGUIRE AIR FORCE BASE, N.J. (AP) -- Karl Rove laid himself on the line Monday for his boss, the president of the United States. That is, he laid himself under the wheels of Air Force One. Reason: Unclear, but it seems to have been an inside joke between Rove and President Bush. ....
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:08 PM
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1. WTF?
Rove and * are lovers. They have to be...
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:09 PM
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2. damn, I was hoping the plane'd run over him
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Catch22Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:11 PM
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9. You and me both...
Those are some big damn wheels. MAYBE they could have squeezed the evil out of him...just maybe.
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newsguyatl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:10 PM
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3. he probably said something along the lines of
"i PROMISE you you'll win no matter what, we've got this thing wrapped up already because of diebold. and to prove it to me, i'll go lie in front of the wheels of air force one."
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:10 PM
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4. They must have had a lover's spat. bush* must have told him it was over
if he loses the election.
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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:18 PM
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16. I would have
preferred a lover's splat.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:10 PM
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5. Looks like they spray "Armor-All" on those tires...
Is that even approved for Aircraft tires?
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senseandsensibility Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:10 PM
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6. Insanity.
Insanity amd creepiness and evil. That's all we get from this crowd. Sigh. It's getting SOOOO old...
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billbuckhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:10 PM
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7. What a bunch of freeping weirdos
i hate these scumbags.
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AndyTiedye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:11 PM
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8. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES!
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knowbody0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:12 PM
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10. part of the auto erotic sex thing for them
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:12 PM
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11. Maybe he's just showing how tired he is
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progressiveBadger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:19 PM
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19. Nice pun
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:21 PM
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20. A meeting of the big wheels, I guess.
Edited on Mon Oct-18-04 08:22 PM by Jackpine Radical
(Why am I fooling around on dis tread?)
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:26 PM
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21. Low standards

like the rest of us
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 09:10 PM
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34. Hello, I'm undercover Agent Brainshrub
I'm from the pun-police. You are under arrest.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:13 PM
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12. Crunch. Splat.
Hey, I can dream...
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pen dragon Donating Member (287 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:17 PM
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15. Obviously that tire needed to be inflated...
It's Rove's secondary use in the administration
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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:16 PM
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13. What was wrong
with the pilots? Perfect opportunity.
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Rose Siding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:17 PM
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14. A reaction perhaps
to Bush revealing his policy of preemptively mourning Sept 11 on Sept 4?
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kemche Donating Member (58 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:18 PM
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17. Tell you man...
...there are so many nuts down there. I just wanted to see if I can find another freeper under the hood who can vote for you.

KG
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:19 PM
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18. Air Force One you're cleared for takeoff..
Hit it.
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jhain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:28 PM
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23. good job come Nov
Karl Rove the Wheel Chuck. Wonder if it gives health benefits?
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expatriate Donating Member (853 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:28 PM
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22. He laid himself?
Probably the only way he'll get laid.
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Blaze Diem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:30 PM
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24. Proving his loyalty to Bush...Did Carl lie to the GJ to cover *'s outing
Valerie Plame?
Will Carl's proof of loyalty to the Fueher* gain him a presidential pardon?

I'm not leaving this runway till you sign off on a pardon, George!
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JPace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:32 PM
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25. Too bad....
the plane didn't roll over him.
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:35 PM
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26. I'm sure he is breaking some OSHA, USAF and FAA rules by doing something
stupid like that.

What a fat sweaty idiot.
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PartyPooper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:38 PM
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29. He's either playing hide 'n' seek or chicken-with Junior at the controls.
Edited on Mon Oct-18-04 08:41 PM by PartyPooper
Some boys never grow up....especially these 2 idiots!

:eyes:
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JPace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:35 PM
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27. Two little boys playing and having fun.....
while our soldiers are being blown up in a war
the two little boys made up.
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BeFree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:59 PM
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30. ..."while our soldiers"
You'd think that the deaths of thousands would bring a more somber and sober attitude to the entourage. But no.... they think the whole thing is playtime. Sickening.
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 08:37 PM
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28. Rove trying out his new, post-election-loss career...
...as a wheel chock. :D
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 09:09 PM
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32. I like that
:-)
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 09:07 PM
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31. nothing like the thought of Rove Road Kill to perk me up.
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OutsourceBush Donating Member (860 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 09:09 PM
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33. This is a Taliban initiation ritual
Edited on Mon Oct-18-04 09:13 PM by OutsourceBush
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vetwife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 09:13 PM
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35. Bush is getting allegience from those who will do anything for him
I would lay money on that statement !
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morgan2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 09:16 PM
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36. they bet over whether or not bush could go 30 seconds without smirking
Bush won the bet by doing 8 lines of coke, not giving himself the chance to smirk.
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txindy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 09:19 PM
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37. Don't get people's hopes up with thread titles like that! Lol!
:toast:
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Sugarbleus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 09:32 PM
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38. Now, if he would just lay himself over the tracks in front of
an oncoming freight train. :evilgrin:
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tlcandie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 09:39 PM
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39. If you believe I haven't got this locked up as a win for you
then just run over me right now!! I'm serious!
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MGKrebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 09:45 PM
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40. Hmmm. Kinda scary.
I think Rove said 'trust me" about something. But it must have been a BIG something, so Bush said "OK, but you have to trust me too."

(He is allegedly a pilot, you know.)

So, what would be the big trust me be? I feel October Surprise coming!
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