Is this Coulter-O'Reilly transcript real?

[tridim]

What the hell is wrong with these people??

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Ann Coulter: If Kerry Wins. I'll move out of New York.

O'Reilly: So if Kerry wins are you moving out of the US?

Coulter: I'll move out of New York.

O'Reilly: You going to move to the midwest somewhere?

Coulter: Yes I'll move to Utah and join a militia. I'll take up my bazooka. If Kerry gets elected it would be a disaster. New York would be the biggest target.

O'Reilly: Man..you'd be such a goddess up there in your little skirt. Are men afraid of you? Do you intimidate them?

Coulter: No. Because most of the crowds are Conservatives.

O'Reilly: I can see the men being intimidated by you with your little skirt. 'Oh..I'm going skewer these liberals.'

Coulter: They've been buying my books. I do convince people. My book outsold Michael Moore's by more than half.

O'Reilly: They are afraid of Drudge. He's got his little thing. Limbaugh holds his own. But you and I..we are the ones that are the 'new target' don't you agree. You and I are alike in many ways.

O'Reilly: In this book you write about your sex life?

Coulter: Not the entire book. But I write about dating in Washington. I had a column on dating in Washington.

O'Reilly: And to be fair..this book is just old columns you've wrote?

Coulter: Half the book has columns..and half has original material.

O'Reilly: Are you comfortable being called a right wing extremist?

Coulter: Sure.

O'Reilly: They call me a right wing extremist. But..I'm not. I'm fair and balanced baby!

Coulter: I think you are a leaning liberal. Which I gripe about constantly about.

O'Reilly: Yes I know I know. How would you describe yourself?

Coulter: As an American Patriot.

O'Reilly: Do you ever turn down interviews?

Coulter: Sure

O'Reilly: Do you really? You think I'm special eh?

Coulter: No. Its just I hate it when the reporter or anchor asking me questions steps on my punchline. I detest that.

O'Reilly: Ann Coulter everybody! Thanks for coming in!

[bluestateguy]

1. She should be put on the "Do Not Fly List".

n/t

[knowbody0]

6. your picture made me cry

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

2. "my book outsold michael moore's"--typical ann distortion

never mind that it's not your typical moore book and he didn't actually write this one-he only compiled it

mike's last two books outsold annie's in a landslide-hell, stupid white men was the number one non fiction book of the year

and the daily show is kicking her ass in sales, too

as is clinton

[Kire]

10. coulter outsold more than half of moore's book

[Libby2]

3. There's not enough time or money

to list all the things wrong with those two.

[rooboy]

4. If O'Reilly's flirting with her he'd better be careful...

because I suspect if he snuck up behind her and reached down there he'd get a big handful of 'October Surprise'...

[Philostopher]

7. Yeah, but if I ever saw anybody who could use a big heaping

bowl of falafel, its Annthrax. And maybe he could sand some of the slime out of her brain with that loofah -- I'm sure it could easily be drawn between her ears with the handy hanging loop.

[rooboy]

13. As Ali G would say...

I bet she's never had a midget munching on her kebab.

[MisterP]

15. they were discussing whether her audience was intimidated

by her short skirt earlier...

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

5. knowing what we know about bill now...

this part seems especially gross

"O'Reilly: Man..you'd be such a goddess up there in your little skirt. Are men afraid of you? Do you intimidate them? "

[maine_raptor]

8. Can't be real......

Bill never once mentioned the words "shower" or "lufula"(sp?) during the entire conversation.

[Eye and Monkey]

9. this is what passes for "foreplay" in Con World.

[lilymidnite]

11. Coulter's not welcome in Utah

[progressivebydesign]

16. Don't worry, she won't find it.. she thinks it's in the "midwest". n/t

[noonwitch]

17. We don't want her in Michigan again

She went to law school here and worked for Spence Abraham. We did our time. Maybe they want her in Mississippi?

[Zang]

12. McEnroe show

My mother just called to tell me that Coulter walked off the McEnroe show, then everyone started snickering about her weight.

Any word on this?

[bluestateguy]

14. What weight?

?

[newyawker99]

18. Hi Zang!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast: