George W. Bush's REAL plans for America

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Forget about Dick Cheney and John Ashcroft. A person has smuggled Bush's own plans for America out of the White House. Read on if you dare.

1. Develop Air Force 1001 - It will be a 100x 'kewler' than Air Force 1
2. Get a Ninja Security Squad, give Entire Secret Security to Dick Cheney
3. Give a Best Friends Forever Bracelet to Dick Cheney
4. Tell Condi I have a secret crush on her
5. Call Osama and thank him for all the campaigning he has done for me
6. Call Pat Robertson and ask him to ask 'Jeebus' where my car is
7. Call John Kerry, ask him "Is your refrigerator running?", if he says "yes", tell him to go catch it
8. Go on vacation
9. Go to Florida and ask Jeb if they are done disenfranchising the bad voters who share the same last names with Felons again