We were watching the debate inside a restaurant on the main street of our small town. I stopped by for maybe fifteen minutes, but the freepers outside were making me nervous. A teenaged girl paraded by with a "Viva Bush" bumper sticker over her boobs. I ended up leaving. My car was in a vulnerable location and I was afraid it would be vandalized because of the pro-Kerry / anti-Bush bumper stickers all over it. I just felt really uncomfortable, even when I was walking to my car through freeper cigarette smoke.
I decided to take in a movie. When I came out, one of my bumper stickers was missing: the "John Kerry for President" one. This puzzles me because all the stickers are magnetically-backed, but the John Kerry sticker was the only one missing. I checked for damage to my car, but there was none. I absolutely refuse to believe it could have fallen off. Absolutely no fucking way!
There are only two plausible explanations in my mind: 1) The person who stole the sticker almost got caught and left the scene, 2) the person who stole the sticker read the warning I'd glued to the backside...
...felt guilty and walked away before he / she could get caught.
Can you think of anything else that makes sense?
I felt strange tonight, like I was being watched.