What exactly is a 'whole body search' like Martha will be subjected to?

[kittykitty]

Tommorow when she enters "Camp Cupcake"

[Lefta Dissenter]

1. Well,

we'll probably be able to witness every square inch of it, whatever it is. Sorta like Katie Couric's colonoscopy :puke:

[TryingToWarnYou]

2. Exactly what it says...

Strip search to include, vagina, anus, hair etc.

All clothing, possessions etc.

[kittykitty]

12. Ewww! I heard a former inmate say this will be done every time she has a

visitor. That would be enough to make me ask visitors to stay home!

[FlemingsGhost]

3. Oral, vaginal, anal ... the works.

SOP for even minimum security.

Maybe she'll loosen up a bit ...

[DarkPhenyx]

4. *actively behaving self* n/t

[FlemingsGhost]

6. *snickering to self* n/t

:evilgrin:

[Media_Lies_Daily]

8. What a stupid thing to say....

...Why don't you volunteer for one of those searches and let us know how "loose" you get?

[FlemingsGhost]

9. It's a joke. Lighten up ...

Sorry to offend your sensibilities.

[Norquist Nemesis]

5. Think CSI but with a live human being. n/t

[Cleita]

7. Can't be too careful.

She might try to smuggle in a little silver teaspoon in her vagina.

[greblc]

10. Martha is hot....

I just can't think of such things with her gone for so long.

[951]

11. You Gerontophile!!!!

:bounce:

[Taverner]

13. Am I Strange for being turned on by this a little

Oh shit, Im a skank!

[rockymountaindem]

14. Just re-arrange the words and you'll have the answer.

[grasswire]

15. she'll probably....

...be deloused, too. I think that's standard procedure.