Soooo, What do you think Bar and Poppy are doing right now?

[smirkymonkey]

Tearing their hair out? Going out of their beautiful minds? I'll bet they are about one cocktail away from complete loss of bodily functions.

[Bluebear]

1. Drinking heavily

[AgadorSparticus]

9. yup. i don't think there's enough boooze in the world to ease this pain

[Inland]

2. Calling Jeb, talking about 2008

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

3. Banging their heads against the wall

and throwing their drinks at the TV.

[shooga]

20. right now Poppy, Babs, Rove

Poppy: laying in his coffin, reading from his Masonic Luciferian literature

Babs: drinking a vodka and orange juice

Rove: coming up with some way to cancel the remaining debates

[RummyTheDummy]

4. Poppy is balling Babs

On the kitchen table.

[Eye and Monkey]

6. I bet you're great at clearing the dinner table with comments like that.

[goforit]

10. He's a dirty old man........God-father type, propably contracting his

personal beheadings across the World.

[smirkymonkey]

11. Ewwwwwwwwww.....

THANK GOD they can't have any more children! Now if we could just get the rest of them sterilized!

[young_at_heart]

5. Barbara doesn't want to bother her beautiful mind

with the messy facts that her son has produced or, heaven forbid, deaths in Iraq.

[smirkymonkey]

12. How much do you want to be she's going to smack

little shrub from here to tommorrow as soon as this is over?

[Elginoid]

7. tequila shooters and thick lines of Peruvian marching powder...

poppie's gonna bust that ass tonite...gonna make babsie's eyes bug out.

[Dem2theMax]

8. Formally putting * up for adoption. ::snicker:: nt

[OneTwentyoNine]

13. Planning an em....airplane flight for Kerry......Woah n/t

[UTUSN]

14. Having Sex?------------Baaaaarrrrrrffffff?????????????? n/t

[Poisonskin_com]

15. Poppy

Dad's probably whining and bitching. "It's not fair. Not fair. My son."

Momma "Christ George keep it down or take it outside."

*sniff*

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

16. well, he's your son! no he's your son!

[Ironpost]

17. I say they are shitter than a drunk house mouse

[shanti]

18. they're making sure that there won't be another debate

mark my words.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

19. Hey, Jeb's the gov

maybe he can hide Chimpy in Chatahoochee.

[eridani]

21. Thinking retroactive abortion?? n/t

[Judi Lynn]

22. I think he'll do something constructive, like flinging a few baseballs

Or maybe he'll simply go off to one of his canned hunts and slaughter some disoriented, imported, caged animals.