Can the Cowboy shoot??---ever seen him with a gun??

[ItsMyParty]

I've seen clips of Kerry hunting and skeet shooting. I don't recall ever seeing Chimp with a gun (ohh, I guess your not suppose to give one to animals, sorry). How come the gun nuts and NRA love Bush and doing the usual dump on Kerry?? Does the cowboy even know how to load a gun? We know he knows how to shoot his foot off; but does he know how to aim and pull the trigger. Maybe it was best he hid out in the Guard and didn't put any men in Nam in harms way. Think he's afraid of guns like he's afraid of horses. The Pink Panty Cowboy Rides Again!!!

[Bridget Burke]

1. He went dove hunting when he ran against Ann Richards....

She hunted, too; it's a big thing in Texas.

However, he shot a killdeer instead. It's federally protected & he had to pay a fine. Can you identify the dove?

[ItsMyParty]

3. Oh what a freekin' idiot---you know why he probably shot it??

They run around on the ground to get you away from their nest. He probably shot it because it was easier to hit or his gun went off into the ground and killed one of them. He probably can't hit a flying target.

[frylock]

2. there was footage of him a few weeks ago..

I think it was on Countdown. The clip, I believe, was from his term as Governor. He was out "shooting" trap, and it showed him get off three shots at one skeet. He turns to someone and says "heh-heh.. winged it". So no, he can't shoot worth a damn.

[Maine-i-acs]

7. I saw that - I thought * missed terribly and said "Windy!"

As if that was an excuse for his crappy-ass shooting.

I heard Kerry gets about an 85% hit rate when he shoots skeet. I hope I can get that good by the time I'm hhis age.

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

12. Oooooooh goody!

Maybe instead of SCOTUS this time, we can resolve the election crisis at ten paces!

[giant_robot]

4. Wasn't he shooting skeet in F911?

Remember the scene where he turns to his sycophants and snaps, "Anybody say nice shot?"

Arrogant little prick.

[maveric]

5. Like Barney Fife, Cheney only gives him one bullet.

He'd end up shooting himself in the foot,literally,or shooting a bystander.
The man is a klutz and should not be allowed to handle a firearm, let alone the nuke button.

[TahitiNut]

6. They don't "hunt" - they "shoot".

Every story I've read about Bush* or Cheney has them squatting in some catered, padded imitation blind while animals are released by handlers for them to slaughter.

That bears no relationship to "hunting" whatsoever. It's disgusting.

[bigluckyfeet]

9. Doves

I feed a small flock of doves under my carport everyday,I would never shoot one.

[robbedvoter]

8. He plays with Saddam's gun at night in his pajamas....

As for cowboy, he's a "windshield cowboy" per Pickles (which is code speak for "afraid of horses")

[rumguy]

10. I come from a red state - I learned how to shoot at a very early age

I've hunted everything.

There is the footage of the chimp trap shooting. It was in F911 and on Olberman. And I can tell he is NOT PROFICIENT with a shotgun. The way he handles it, the indecisiveness in his voice, the way he immediately turns to his companions for comfort - the guy is a LOSER with a gun. That's why you never see him posing with one.

I don't think he hunts, and I don't think he shoots regularly. He is not a sportsman - he just plays one on TV.

The guy is a PHONY through and through - he's an imposter, scum, trash - and the idiots out there all think he's some kind of sportsman they can have a beer with.

THE GUY IS A WIMPY POSER WHO CANNOT SHOOT!

Kerry, on the other hand, knows how to shoot. He's not AFRAID to be seen trap shooting or hunting pheasants. The chimp would never do that - HE IS A COWARDLY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dean_dem]

11. Why have a gun...

When you can just send poor kids to do your killin' for you?

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

13. He can shoot speedballs

Or load his nose with a bullet of coke.