Today, George Bush announced that he is withdrawing American

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forces from Iraq and invading Venezuela instead.He said" As President, it is my duty to keep America safe from evildoers and God has told me last night that there are more vildoers in Venezuela than in Iraq.It is also a good thing that these evildoers have as much oil as Iraq and what is more they are closer to home so our soldiers can take vacations just like I do at Crawford every four weeks.This is what is great about America.The ordinary soldier is as important as the Prseident and I, as a War President, want to give every soldier the same benefits I enjoy in my job.

I also believe that Chavez, although elected by the people of Venezuela, did not conduct the elections properly;he should have asked my brother Jeb to help him count the votes so that the right people got to power.It is no use giving everybody freedom and democracy.It should be targeted just like my tax cuts.When the right people get power by getting more freedom and more democracy,the economy of Venezuela will improve and the Republican Party will have many more supporters in Venezuela just like it does here in the United States.

As soon as the US makes the Regime Change in Venezuela, we will send our goodwill Ambassadors Christina Aguilera and JLo to show the Venezuelans what they have been missing in the T&A department.This is indeed a great day for freedom as my friends and mentor Dick Cheney
and Don Rumsfeld keep telling me.They ahev already drawn up plans to locate a more up to date version of Abu Ghraib near Caracas.This prison, of course, will have all the usual amenities at Abu Ghraib plus will be located within sight of one of Venezuela's most popular beaches. Let freedom reign in Venezuela as it did in Iraq!

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1. Shouldn't this be in LBN? as it is as likely as anything this bush*

adminstration has done, and just like the 'real' news..it is made up out of whole cloth!!! :shrug: