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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 06:28 PM
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I love Betty Bowers...... Send and E-Buke card......Oprah Jesus..........
Edited on Mon Sep-27-04 06:37 PM by Joanne98
What ever happened to the powerful and wrathful God of the Bible? I've looked for Him, but a cuddly, weepy wimp of an imposter -- the Oprah Jesus -- has replaced Him. Apparently, an angry, judgmental God was "testing negative" in an America that prefers to act upon its cherished self-esteem with neither judgment nor consequence. After all, what place does the concept of adultery have in a country that has exchanged the immorality of the act of cheating with the victimhood of the "disease" of sex addiction?

http://www.bettybowers.com/oprah.html


New Age "Jesus is Love" Hallmark Greeting Card Christians make the real Jesus reach for His Vicodin! Now, you can let them know how irritating their Disneyfied Jesus is to the wrathful God depicted in the Bible. Send them an automated, head-spinning rebuke: the E-buke! Just press a button and Betty & Jesus do the rest!
You can send an E-buke from this page letting someone know they are a Fake Christian -- or CLICK HERE to send an E-buke to let someone know that Landover Baptist Salvation Evaluation Committee has determined that they are going straight to Hell. Truly, being self-righteous has never been so easy. Glory!

The differant cards they have are....
GAL PAL JESUS
INDIAN GIVER JESUS
COMPETITIVE JESUS
STONER HELPER JESUS
EMOTIONAL JESUS
SPLIT PERSONALITY JESUS
HELPLESS JESUS
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