Bush Toy Was Not Much Fun

[liveoaktx]

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascitystar/news/opinion/6544012.htm?1c

Dear Blue Box:

With great disappointment, I am returning the George W. Bush “action figure,” which you will find enclosed in this package. I am seeking a full refund for this defective toy for the following reasons:

• Despite its billing as an action figure to pair up with my GI Joes, it was obviously not made to be a soldier. Never mind the lack of any scar on its face. The bigger problem is that I cannot find any weapons of mass destruction anywhere in the box. Heck, I can't find any weapons at all!

• When I pull the string to make it talk, the results are muffled and unintelligible or make no sense at all. Is this supposed to be some kind of rotten joke on your customers?

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[demnan]

1. LOL

I didn't want to register so I didn't read it all but the parts you posted were amusing.