Create your CNN slogan here!

[sundog]

Use your imagination...

Corrupt News Network

[Kierkegaard]

1. Corporate News Nitwits

[colonel odis]

2. CNN: striving for mediocrity and missing it by a mile

[Nimrod]

3. CNN: Close Enough For Government Work

:)

[Norquist Nemesis]

4. CNN = Crap 'N Nonsense

[Spazito]

5. CNN: The most trusted Bush Network

*

[sundog]

6. "The Most Mistrusted Name in News"

[nostamj]

7. how about a new THEME SONG?

To the tune of "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo"

KOBE AND MARTHA
MICHAEL AND JANET'S
SUDDENLY TELEVISED BOOB...
TWENTY-FOUR-SEVEN AND WHAT DO WE SEE?
CERTAINLY NOTHING LIKE
CERTAINLY NOTHING LIKE
CERTAINLY NOTHING LIKE...NEWS!

CNN: CERTAINLY NOTHING LIKE NEWS!

[soundfury]

8. Corporate News Network

911 was a lie.

[Danocrat]

9. The Cheney News Network

"If you're not fearful--you're not informed"

[LuCifer]

10. Certainly NOT News!

Clinton News Network, my ass!

Lu

[Kierkegaard]

Complicit Neocon Nincompoops

"Money talks, we listen"

[NNadir]

11. Censored News Nightly, Conning Neocon Nonsense...

...Crap Not Nixed.

Canned Nonsense News.

Conservative Nut Network.

Conservatives Need Nonsense.

Crap, Not News...

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

12. CNN-The network to ignore

especially if you want the truth.

[sundog]

13. Cons 'N Neo-cons

[Cat Atomic]

14. CNN: Because not everyone can get Fox.

[sundog]

15. lol - quite true on dish

[tandot]

16. Conservative News Nazis

[TrustingDog]

17. Chimps Neocon News

[Carla in Ca]

18. CNN = Conservative News Network

I e mail them once a week and call them that.

[Snotcicles]

19. Conspirators Necrophiles Negrophobes