Hillarious, and scary, fundementalist quotes from the web!

[Lovecrafty]

http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/fundies/

Some of my favorite:

"I'm calling all Christians on this board, all God fearing, God loving people, to open your eyes to this subject who considers himself a follower. We absolutely need to keep Bush in office. He has done a fabulous job and will keep our country together. We may be losing troops everyday over in the middle east. Just remember, that every man who dies over there for us, shares the same glory that Jesus recieved when he died for us."
- Diapers, POD Warrior Forum

(On 48 Nobel Prize winners condemning Bush for ignoring sound science)"Just goes to show how ignorant you can be and still have the accolades of the world around you."
- sparrow, 123 Christian Forums

"Biblically, some men lived to be almost 1000 years old in the pre-Flood world indicating a huge difference from what we have today. For a Naturalist such things are difficult if not impossible to accept but that's not what matters. Some people don't accept that men set foot on the moon - the historical facts remain nonetheless."
- Jorge, TheologyWeb

"I dont know about you guys, but I don't care how my chicken or meat is killed. Whether its drowned, suffocated, hacked into bits, however, its still going to end up in my stomach and then in a drainage thingy. It really doesn't matter. Whether chickens are stomped on, thrown against a wall, we're still going to eat them. Why does it matter?"
- R2_Wildfire, POD Warrior Forum

"I think it should be illegal. Health of mom for me is not a reason to abort if the baby has a chance to live. Like I said before, we live in a time where sex is very dangerous and can kill you, you know that risk when you choose to have sex."
- DaTrollz, POD Warrior Forum

"I believe creation is a recent phenomea, the universe around us speaks to a young creation, and the interplay of creation outlined in Genesis makes more sense that any science book I have ever read. Man made explanations are largely myths."
- cameron222, RaptureReady

[miamimama]

1. All that was left out of the first quote

is the promise of 71???? Virgins to each man who dies for his country. Which brings up the question - what does a woman who dies for her country get? Any thoughts?

[Catch22Dem]

2. HAHAHAHA

My favorite is always the "Young Earth" theory. It's like:

Snake oil salesman: "If you just HAAAAVE to believe everything in the bible, then you gotta believe this too."

Idiot: "Ok!"

[BlueJazz]

3. Scary..These people are dangerous... not just to their ....

local surrounding but to the world in general. They seem to lack the basic human understanding of the universe around them that separates us from the cave-people..

[Swede]

4. What a bunch of idiots!

None has cracked a book since grade eight.