Remember the old joke?...Dad is Capital Mom is Government and the maid

[burythehatchet]

is labor?

In honor of the Labor Day, The joke needs to be updated. For those who have never heard it I'll tell the old version and then my new version.

id comes home from school and has had trouble with his class on economics. Asks his dad for help and he replies with an analogy: "you see son, I make the money to provide resources, I'm the Capital in the houusehold economy. Your mom runs the affairs of the household, she's the Government. Allice, our maid, does all the hard manual work, she's labor."

The son shook his head, they talked some more and they went to bed.

In the middle of the night the son gets up to get a glass of water from the kitchen. He sees his father sneak into the maid's room and have quickly fuck her.

The next day in class his teacher asks him to explain what he knows about the Economy. He relies with a simple answer: "Capital fucks Labor while Government sleeps"

updated 2004 version under BushCo

In this version Gavernment is with Capital, She is tying labors wrists to the bedpost and videotaping the act. She is thoroughly enjoying the rape of Labor and desttroying the hope of future generations.