All these storms and hurricanes = stock market crash?

[mandyky]

Frances is gonna be as bad if not worse than Charlie, Gaston just knocked the stuffing outta the Carolinas and VA. And hurricane season goes til Oct or Nov...

All these states of emergency will cost the government big bucks.

I think the last big crash was Oct 87. We might be working our way to another one...

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. I think these storms

are the work of terrorists. Oh wait... I remember... it's that other dude. I hope he/she isn't pissed at America for allowing a mad cowboy to do what should not have been done... and then for not doing anything about it after the fact.

[mandyky]

2. A lot of insurance companies might go broke

This will make all of our car, home, and health insurance go up to, won't it?

[mandyky]

3. I have a bad bad feeling

about this.

And oranges and orange juice is gonna be outta of sight this year too.
Add all this to the price of gas, idiot cowboy's wars and tax cuts and we have a recipe for disaster for our economy..