The Mike Malloy Thread

[Chovexani]

20 minutes till ignition, check in Truthseekers!

[Voltaire]

1. Glad you're okay!!!

nt

[Chovexani]

2. Thanks!

Was nice meeting you. :)

[B Calm]

3. TRUTH SEEKER B Calm checking in!

[Chovexani]

4. Duly noted!

:hi:

[underseasurveyor]

8. Yup! Truthseeker RFK checking in :-)

:toast:

[NightTrain]

5. I really wish they weren't pre-empting the first hout of Malloy all week!

I've nothing against Garofalo and Seder per se, but Malloy is a polished broadcasting professional. Put him on the air, fer chrissake!

[Chovexani]

6. Me too!

It's bad enough in NY we don't get the last hour of Mike's show...because of the pre-emption we are only getting ONE hour of Mike on the radio. Sucks big time!

I thought the days of having to listen on the 'puter were over but I guess not. :(

[eablair3]

7. he's on now!

[Chovexani]

9. It's great to hear his voice

I wish they'd let him talk though! Grr

[proud patriot]

10. proud patriot here

:grouphug:

[unkachuck]

11. greetings to all...

truthseeker unka reporting...

[imax2268]

12. Oh yea...I'm ready...

Check out this email I got from Kathy today...I sent her a link to the "Purple Heart Bandaids" at the RNC...

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From: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, August 31, 2004 9:25 AM
To: -------------------
Subject: Re: Purple Heart Joke at RNC...


Hi ******-

What a nasty bunch of assholes, eh? I forwarded your story to Mike.

Thanks,

Kathy Bay Malloy
Executive Producer
The Mike Malloy Show
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KICK ASS MIKE...!

[Chovexani]

14. Whee!

Kathy rawks. :)

[newsguyatl]

13. newsguy checkin' in

[Chovexani]

15. Mike talking about bandaids now

Talking about Blackwell...

[proud patriot]

16. Morten Blackwell

Mocking every single American who ever got a purple heart.

[Chovexani]

18. Devil straight from hell

Mike went off on him!

[sub.theory]

19. Hell yeah!

Mike's going to town on this jackass. Go Mike!

[proud patriot]

17. "he is a devil not a demon but a devil"

refering to Blackwell

[imax2268]

20. right on...

heh heh heh...GET'EM MIKE...!

[proud patriot]

21. reading the Cain interview ..Ha ha

She was the lady who was wearing one of the band aids .

Kerry campaign comment " the republicans are mocking our troops"

mike "is that it ? "

[eleny]

22. HI

:hi:

[Chovexani]

23. New name for Ahnold

The Boobengrabber! Bwah! Great email.

[eleny]

24. Pickles at the convention!

Oh - this is going to be great!

[sub.theory]

25. "Once again the Republicans have lifted up their legs...

and urinated all over America: the flag, the troops, everything". I love that quote. Absolutely right. They wrap themselves in the flag while pissing all over it.

[Chovexani]

26. That's a great way to put it

Exactly what they're doing.

Welcome to DU btw. :hi:

[sub.theory]

31. Thanks Chovexani

btw, I like your sig ;)

[Chovexani]

32. Frank Herbert was prophetic

:)

[happyasaclam]

27. new truthseeker

A new truthseeker checking in from Australia.

[Chovexani]

28. Welcome to DU!

Hey everybody welcome the Aussie, he's my boyfriend. :)

[imax2268]

29. Welcome happyasaclam...

Welcome :hi:

[Gothic Sponge]

30. I never listen to Malloy!

Live that is. ;)

I download the shows and listen to him on my mp3 player at work.

[Chovexani]

33. PICKLES!

Telling us about her husband's accomplishments. :D

[eleny]

34. I missed her so!

[Chovexani]

35. I loved those bits

Poor, over-medicated Pickles...I think this is the best speech she's ever given. :)

[givemebackmycountry]

36. This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time...

It's PICKLES unplugged!

French fry eatin' pinkos...

You don't know what's double plus good for you...

Jesus..this is brutal!

I love it!

[Chovexani]

37. Anyone who speaks against tax cuts

Hates your husbands and wants them dead!

We don't even know if this science stuff is even real...LOL

[T Roosevelt]

38. Real Christians split the difference and aim for the towel...

[Chovexani]

39. The twins

Hell raising fetal alcohol harlots! :D

[givemebackmycountry]

40. yes

That was the best.
I spit my drink out all over my keyboard with that one.
Someone ought to send Bar a copy of this show -

She'd love it.

By the way, Poppy is going to be on IMUS tomorrow morning.

[Chovexani]

42. I heard Imus is drinking Puke flavored koolaid again

Big surprise. :eyes:

[eleny]

41. Someone just emailed from my old neighborhood in NYC!

Woodhaven, New York! Yay!!!!!!!! Hello Carol!!!

[Chovexani]

43. Great caller!

RNC = Night of the Living dead...lemmings needing fodder for petro-fascist wars...god damn this guy went off!

[proud patriot]

44. Paul from New York is getting applause

:bounce:

[Chovexani]

45. Wasn't he awesome?

He got a "WOO!" out of me. :)

[sub.theory]

46. Sure was

I want to hear that again! He went bezerk; said the Bush administration wasn't an executive branch of government - they are a criminal syndicate, among many other things. Awesome.

[Gregorian]

47. Perhaps even a YAY.

A Panowie, even.

That was very well done. It was written beforehand, no doubt. I especially like the bullet to the forehead remark. Ouch.

[imax2268]

48. is that it...?

is his show over already...?

[Chovexani]

49. What station are you listening to?

For some bizarre reason WLIB doesn't play the last hour of Mike's show, so you'll have to stream it on Air America's site.

Pisses me right off, actually.

[imax2268]

50. it's back...

technical difficulties...!

back on now...

[Chovexani]

51. LOL

Mike dressing a Repuke caller down...we don't have voting power, if we had voting power bunnypants wouldn't be president.

Edit: Nothing personal, people like you make me want to puke...nothing personal but I hate you. Oh damn!

[sub.theory]

53. I hate you because you are a Republican

...nothing personal. HAHAHAHA.

Edit: For those not listening, that was a quote from the show regarding some wanker Repug that called in.

[Gregorian]

55. Woah! I don't believe what I'm hearing.

But the caller is being civil! Mike is pushing his limit. I have waited decades to hear this. Even MY blood pressure is rising. I'm learning something here.

[eleny]

52. This is how it's done

I know people like this and now I know to just tell them how I feel. This is from the heart. Go Mike Go!

[Swamp Rat]

54. Truthseeker checking in! Wow! I came here at the right time!

Kick that reptile's ass Malloy!!!

[bo44]

56. Mike just gave some brain dead the RED ASS. " I hate you. You make sick"

Negotiate my ass. IF I saw you on the street I do not know what would happen.

[underseasurveyor]

57. "Nothing against you......Shey

But people like you make me wanna puke"

ha ha ha ha ha ha ROTF Get em Mike :bounce:

"You people are the scorge of society"

ha ha ha

Shey is gettin' The RED-ASS :evilgrin:

[proud patriot]

58. " Not until you beg forgiveness "

ROFLMAO Ha Ha Ha Ha !

[Chovexani]

59. RED ASS!

[proud patriot]

60. LOL Damn straight

:evilgrin:

[Swamp Rat]

61. Wow! "Find an artery!"

Getting a lobotomy would be another option!

[Ladyhawk]

63. I think that was a bit over-the-top. n/t

[underseasurveyor]

65. I think that's why a lot of us like em

Cuz he does go over the top :evilgrin: heh..least I do ;-)

[Chovexani]

66. You bet

Mike taps into my rage and expresses it way better than I ever could...I love that guy...

[Ladyhawk]

98. Yeah, I like Malloy, but that comment really made me cringe. n/t

[sub.theory]

62. Mike is on a rampage!

"What you should do after this phone call is commit suicide because you are breathing some liberal's air."

[Gregorian]

67. I get it- That was his Limbaugh immitation.

Ha! Had me fooled. But I sensed it was in jest, in the back of my mind. A serious joke.

On edit- I don't think it was as much of a joke as I think. He's serious as hell. I like it, even if it is over the top a bit much. It's time. I just keep fearing the backlash. I just don't know. Is there a civil war in the future of this country...

[Brian Morans]

76. Yeah, it was nervewracking

and he backtracked a bit on it - he kept saying he was just playing with the guy. Right after the call he said "that could be a problem". Hope not.

[eleny]

64. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The lady with the towel! Somebody quick - stick an ice pick in my ear!

I used to be really good with the volume control so that was really, really mean!!!!!!

[proud patriot]

68. "I am sick of being told that because I'm a liberal that somethings

wrong with me "

[Chovexani]

69. "My people...Dems & liberals built this country

And Republicans have done everything they could to screw it up."

"Republicans dare not call this show cause I'll gut 'em!"

Go Mike!!

[sub.theory]

70. Damn Straight!

Man, I am so glad I am listening to this! This is awesome. Whoever said this is like therapy is right.

[proud patriot]

72. Welcome Truthseeker

:hug:

[sub.theory]

74. Thanks proud patriot

Good to be here!

[Swamp Rat]

73. It's cathartic!

I'm so glad I found Mike Malloy!

[underseasurveyor]

77. "By a bunch of Mouth Breathing FISH!"

ROTF....and it's sad because republicans do a wonderful job of dismantling and destroying everything but there's something about the way Mike says it in his rants I can appreciate the ridiculousness of these idiot flying monkeys.

[proud patriot]

71. " You republicans created this political environment "

" You ruined what used to be a good political system"

[unkachuck]

75. Thanks Mike....

...no truer words were ever spoken....Republican scum started and perpetuate this slimey political discourse we're in....we've put up with enough....and it'll be over when We say it's over....

[imax2268]

81. Get'em Mike...Get'em...

[proud patriot]

78. Wow this is an amazing letter from 2 Retired Army

Wow

[0rganism]

79. Negotiation. What is there left to negotiate with?

The republicans don't have to negotiate a damn thing, AFAICT. They practically own the federal gov't, they have everything except a fillibuster-proof senate majority. Why should they negotiate? And even if they did negotiate, why would we trust them to negotiate in good faith?

At first, I was kinda ticked at Mike for not "negotiating", but as he went along, I started thinking again. We got nothing to lose anymore. We got no collateral. Screw negotiation. There's no room for compromise with the GOP.

[sub.theory]

85. Mike's not apologizing

.....and how sweet it is. It's not OUR fault. The Republicans ruined our government, our economy, and our standing in the world. Liberals didn't. No more negotiations with criminals. You said it 0rganism.

[proud patriot]

80. " republicans get your damn party back"

[proud patriot]

82. "when they reconcile what they have done to my Country"

"these devils"

[underseasurveyor]

83. Hey sounds like Carl's house is the place to be

ha ha ha :smoke: :beer:

Peace Carl :hi: Where ever you are ;-)

[Chovexani]

86. LOL

I wanna hang out with Carl. :smoke:

[Swamp Rat]

84. "The best show pound for pound."

[Kathy in Cambridge]

87. Bush Twins stiffed waitstaff at their party

what class acts! :eyes:

[Chovexani]

89. What a shock

:eyes:

[0rganism]

88. Hahahahaha! The bush twits didn't TIP! BWHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, fuck, they gotta know better than that. They just gotta. Oooh, if this gets out...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[imax2268]

90. I gotta here this...

this should be good...!

Cheapskates...

[0rganism]

91. Hell yes, when you're in NYC, you damn well better TIP

Oh damn, the restaurant guy didn't stay on the phone... I wanted the whole down & dirty.

[imax2268]

92. what happend to the

stiffing story...?

[0rganism]

95. "Giant Brain Fart -- the entire room almost went up"

*snork* that's pretty funny, but I was hoping to hear from Steve...

[0rganism]

93. Dang, low turnout in Florida

Not that I was thinking we had a chance of winning that state anyway, but damn... 22%???? That hurts.

[sub.theory]

94. That is incredibly low...

only 1 in 5 registered Dems went to vote....

[Gregorian]

99. This lady just said exactly what I have been saying.

People think I'm stupid. I've posted this in forums before, and had poor response. I think Kerry, like Gore, is giving people way too much credit. These talking points must be in five word format. Quick, simple, and easy for the television hypnotized nation of walking dead, to understand. Speaking of braindead. I'm so tired, I'll bet none of this makes any sense. I went on a difficult, mountainous bike ride with a backpack full of heavy objects. Don't ask. I can't really explain it here. Haha.

The American people are disgusted with politics. The media, and the republicans are to blame. And the democrats haven't done a lot to combat the hype. Yuck. I'll worry more about it tomorrow. Ciao you wonderful forum people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[proud patriot]

96. "Good night everyone watch your back "

:hi:

[eleny]

97. Bernie Ward coming up on KGO

http://www.kgoam810.com/