I've been watching the Olympics for 3 &1/2 Damned years!

[Hubert Flottz]

The Liar's Olympics! And it's on every GD-ed channel! The biggest one I've heard yet is, "George Bush is just worried shei'itless, about your miserable soul!" Faith Based, is another biggie! "Faith Based" is like Shei'iting in one hand and wishing in the other! Any way you look at a deal like that "Faith Based" Shei'ite that they keep lying about in Washington, you end up being dealt a shei'itty hand!

The faithful here in town, just lost another 500 jobs to the Bush economy axe yesterday! I guess when Bush hunkers down every day to chat with the Head Erector, that Gawd tells Bush to let a few hundred more good jobs trickle offshore! These 500 jobs, were all high paying factory jobs like Wv has been losing all along! Lucky for us, Bush is coming to Wv Sunday to save some souls and create some new Booger King jobs for the faithful!

That's why I'm starting to write my new book today! 'Hubert Flottz's Faith Based Cook Book' is in the works, but I need your prayers and your help! Anyone with a good old fashioned faith based recipe, please attach it to this thread ASAP! So far I've only found one truly faith based recipe to add myself!

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Quick and easy faith based breakfast feast!

One large bowl of Ghost Toasties
One cup evaporated milk

Stir until well blended and enjoy!
Feeds about 76890987612098765432 + or - 4%!

Edited for fat content!

Total Fat, 0