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Annthrax Coulter is on the warpath. But this week she has decided against her usual vitriolic shrill whine of LIEberal democRATS and how we all should be out to death for treason because we hate the United States of America... Oh, no no no... this week she goes after Tweety and the rightwings stand-up guy, Mr. Fair and Balanced himself Bill O'Reilly...
>>> There are several methods of evaluating the claims of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, 254 of whom have signed a letter saying John Kerry is not fit to be commander in chief.
There is the Bill O'Reilly method, which is to abandon independent thinking and simply come out in the middle, irrespective of where the two sides are. In response to Newt Gingrich's remark that the Swift Boat Veterans' independent ads were "the conservative movement's answer to Michael Moore," O'Reilly said, "I don't want either of them."
In Nazi Germany, O'Reilly would have condemned both Hitler's death camps and the Warsaw ghetto uprising. In Bill O'Reilly's world, King Solomon would have actually cut the disputed baby in half.
The O'Reilly method of analysis works well about once a century. The last time was when Hitler invaded Russia in 1941. <<<
Now I ask myself... Hannity is spooging himself over the new numbers showing Bush slightly up, all the rightwingnuts from the RNC are celebrating what they see as yet another sucessful smear campaign. Why is Annthrax so ticked off? Better yet why is O'Reilly so tepid? Could it be that O'Reilly actually has a brain and knows when all the chips fall, they will land directly in the Bush 2004 Campaign's lap? Could it be Annthrax knows this too, and is pissed that one of the tried and true, red white and blue, wave the flag, pro-Bush tlaking heads dared step out of line to save his own ass when the shit hits the fan?
O'Reilly watches out for O'Reilly, and if he thought for a minute he could gain ground by siding with the SBVT, he would... but he's not... course he's not pro-Kerry, but he's not going after him either. That tells me he knows something... and it's about as pretty as the pimple on Annthrax's ass.
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