My boss is actually the one who received this, from a friend who works for Honda. As he often does, he forwarded it to me and said "Hey, write a reply to this so I can send it to him." I basically just realized that I'm getting paid to debunk this crap.
For some reason, this one set me off more than normal, so my reply is a wee bit testier than normal:
"Yeah, um, I got your e-mail. I was reading it when I realized how sorry I felt for you if this is what you consider to be a "good point". If you take, oh, maybe as much time to research this shit as you do in sending it to other people, you might actually be worthy of the effort I'm about to make.:
-She MARRIED INTO the Heinz name by marrying Henry John Heinz III.
-Henry John Heinz III was a Republican: he was elected to office twice as a Republican. Therefore, if you want to find a sigil onto which to hang the label of "outsourcer", then you need to bash a Republican.
-She received an inheritance when her husband died in a plane crash in 1991.
-Teresa Heinz Kerry has NO OWNERSHIP OR CONTROLLING INTEREST IN HEINZ CORPORATION.
As a matter of fact, pretty much the exact same letter has been bitch-slapped by Snopes, a well-known "Urban Legends" web site. All of the above can be found at
http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/heinz.asp I'm certain you'll feel a good Republican responsibility to mail a correction or update to all those to whom you mailed the original story.
Go piss up a rope, you mealy-mouthed cog in the Republican hivemind. If this is the best you can do, I weep for the future of the Honda Corporation because you'll clearly be taken in by the next huckster who walks in your door. If you want to convince me that you're right, you're going to need to learn to think for yourself and come up with valid excuses which you've vetted for yourself. Otherwise, don't even bother lacing up the gloves, 'cause I'll pound your sorry ass into the canvas every time.
And don't bother telling me to "lighten up". You want to send me this unsubstantiated, third-hand, easily-debunked, totally erroneous bullshit, then you better be prepared to take a tire iron up your ass, 'cause I'm done dealing with it nicely.
Bye Bye.