What line of work should Bush go into when he leaves office in January?

[napkinz]

He's still a young man, only 58. What should he do with the rest of his life?

:silly:

[liveoaktx]

1. he likes looking for bugs, he could join Tom DeLay in the

exterminator business.

[Demeter]

2. License Plates

at the local Federal Penitentiary.

[never_get_over_it]

62. A - FREAKING - MEN - eom

[MuseRider]

3. Member of a chain gang?

Model for orange jumpsuits and silver bracelets?

[napkinz]

8. a cheney gang?

:scared:

[MuseRider]

13. Yes, that is it! n/t

[Catfight]

34. Clever...I like Cheney Gang!

[gratuitous]

4. "Work"?

Bwahahahahahaha! The Bush Family doesn't "work"! Unless you call thievery "work."

[Cleita]

5. I picture him in an orange jumpsuit on a prison gang clearing

brush from alongside the road.

[tandot]

7. Exactly my thougth. And he already has enough experience

clearing brush

[Tight_rope]

68. ROTFLMBAO....

[bo44]

6. Trailer hitch polisher

:evilgrin:

[Tsiyu]

22. Yeah, he can start with mine...

But shouldn't the title be, "Which Mental Ward should * check into after he leaves office?"


I'd like to see him cleaning out freeper porta potties, myself.

[bo44]

28. * in 5 points screaming for Karl and Mama while the needle sinks in

:evilgrin:

[Warpy]

9. hard labor in the Leavenworth laundry

he's illiterate so he's unsuited for the cushier prison jobs.

[West Coast Democrat]

10. If he doesn't go to prison....

I hope he takes up bike riding full time.

[against all enemies]

11. Kindergarten teacher - he'll never leave the classroom.

[MadChatter]

70. Kindergarten teacher?

I don't think he's smart enough for that.

[against all enemies]

79. "My Pet Goat" can be read every day. he loves that book.

[jean]

12. Why do you think he's been mountain-biking like there's no tomorrow?

He plans on being the next Lance Armstrong, after Lance retires. They're starting him on mountain bikes and making a slow transition to one of those fancy French models post-November.

[kskiska]

14. AMWAY

n/t

[Solly Mack]

15. He can read to children of his fellow inmates

during visits.

It's about the only thing he's truly qualified for...though the same 2 books may get tiresome after a while

[DelawareValleyDem]

76. Kindergarten student?

Maybe Dad can get him in as a legacy admit

[Scorpious_Maximus]

16. Line of work

George W. Bush should pick up where Dr. Jack Kevorkian left off.

Bush should market and test Dr. Death's machine on members of his former administration.

[Snoggera]

17. If he thinks about it

long enough, he may come to the conclusion that it is best to do nothing. Everything he has attempted has been a total failure, and eventually even a chimp is bound to learn.

[LuminousX]

18. Isn't obvious

The one job he may actually be good at and if he isn't no one will really care: baseball commissioner.

[AntiCoup2K4]

40. I don't know about that....

Not only would the Yankees be able to build even more of a corporation than they already have, but Steinbrenner would probably convince commissioner Junior that other baseball teams are hiding WMD's in their outfield and the dumb son of a bitch will be invading stadiums all over America

[Massacure]

19. He should be a professional Guinea Pig

They could try a brain implant on him.

[BrotherBuzz]

20. Ball dude...

for an East Texas minor league baseball team. He's has hopes for the third baseline stool but will settle for any opening. He'll even agree mow the grass for beer and hot dogs. Boy, he will be bummed out when he discovers they use real chalk on the baselines.

[Canuckistanian]

21. Bicycle Test Pilot

Or crash helmet tester.

[unfrigginreal]

23. Prison Bitch

[name not needed]

He's used to it.

He's already Rove's bitch.

[napkinz]

63. I thought that was Cheney's role?

:silly:

[Tight_rope]

69. ROTFLMBAO.....I honestly believe that this is the best job for Bush

[KansDem]

24. How about he teaches tap dancing...

in an Iraqi minefield...

[Paradise]

25. goat man!

edit: no offense to any du goat men, or goat women, for that matter. :silly:

[fizzana]

26. Night shift manager at the local KFC

Although that might be a bit too demanding for his abilities.

[TrogL]

27. Micky Dee's - fry cook

Might be underqualified

[Journeyman]

29. Unfortunately, he will probably become Baseball Commissioner. . .

and sit on his ever-growing ass, pickin' his nose and pontificating mindlessly, happy as snot on suede to lord it over everyone in his little fiefdom. Regretably, that's most likely what he'll end up doing, all our fervent wishes notwithstanding.

[Texasgal]

30. Bush should work in a funeral home

since he's good at killing people!

[Th1onein]

31. He's not too old to go to Iraq to fight.

He's sending people older than himself. Why shouldn't we send him?

With no security, of course.

[SOS]

32. His "Dad"

will buy him another little oil company. He'll then fleece the investors and go bankrupt. He's got plenty of experience.

[Speck Tater]

33. CRASH TEST DUMMY for bicycle helmets.

[louis-t]

35. Scraping the elephant...

shit off the bottom of circus clown shoes.

[DemWitch]

36. Do what he's been doing all along

spreading bullshit

[hatrack]

37. Towel Boy at the Mustang Ranch

And if that's too challenging for him, there's always a talk show on Fox.

[NoPasaran]

38. Busting rocks

One of his rethug predecessors as Texas governor Bill Clements advocated that as a way of building character in the prison population.

[leftofthedial]

39. speed bump

[moondust]

41. Shoe salesman.

His rightful place at the world's feet.

[Longhorn]

42. I'm still grinning that you said he's still a young man at 58!

At almost 49, I have to say :yourock:

[eleny]

43. Bike tester

[keta11]

44. Lifetime Governor of Eye-raq since he loves

the poor Eye-raqis sooo muuuch!!!

[HawkerHurricane]

45. Make small rocks...

out of larger ones.

I know that's not what's going to happen. So let's give him a job he's suited for...
Commissioner of Major League Baseball.
He'd have no real power. No real responsibility. All he'd have to do is photo ops and sound bites.

[randr]

46. Picking up land mines that were left behind.

Actually, something for the whole family to do.

[Jose Diablo]

47. Picking up trash on the side of the road wearing

a orange vest with prison system printed boldly on the back.

[Broadslidin]

48. Diving Into The Swimming Pool........*

Dive into the Swimming Pool
and wish for Thursday to come
so they would put water in the Pool.....*

Meanwhile, Barbara will cut the toilet seat in half
when she hears her Half-Ass son is coming home!!

[Deja Q]

49. Homeless bum, blacklisted from every corporation.

He does nothing but ruin everything he touches.

[drmom]

50. Work? When has he ever worked? nm

[librechik]

51. professional hit man

since he enjoys killing so much.

Trouble is he is totally incompetent. He'd constantly be attacking the wrong person.

[Wednesdays]

52. Pretzel factory...

As a taste-tester.

[Joanne98]

53. Become a dog pooper scooper upper

In NYC where "libruls" can spit on him as he walks by with his bag full of shit.

[Bullshot]

54. Kerry could create a cabinet level position for him.

Secretary of the INFERIOR!

[many a good man]

55. Televangelist

Just because he loses the WH in November doesn't mean he has to step down from the Dominionist throne. There's much work to be done and God says he will arise again...

[chaska]

56. He seems well suited for a slaughter house job.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

57. Assisting his lawyers with his defense should be a fulltime job. nt

[BonjourUSA]

58. Nothing at all !! He did bulshits enough like that

[Kahuna]

59. Busting rocks on a chain gang.

nt

[UdoKier]

60. Worm food.

I can dream, can't I?

[zydeco]

61. Whatever it is, like everything else in his pathetic life,

he will fail miserably.

[PVnRT]

64. Here's my thinking

He wants to start making new nukes, so why not use him as a nuclear-test-dummy at Ground Zero for the next test?

[Only Me]

65. Repent, and beg his God and the People to forgive his sorry butt! n/t

[LibDemAlways]

66. He's qualified to be

a Wal Mart Greeter or a "catcher" for Benny Hinn. Could also see him as a host on one of the shopping networks selling velvet portraits of Jesus to the repuke faithful.

However, given his low IQ and the humiliating defeat that awaits him, I think he'll just slink back to the ranch and dig for bugs.

[fob]

81. WHEW!! Thanks LDA, I was afraid there wasn't going to be a Mall-Wart

greeter post! Although I did expect to see a half-dozen or so posts of the picture of bush* as greeter, so we may be slipping. Focus people, focus!

I admit I don't have it either, so I'm off to grab it.

[Tight_rope]

67. Let's put it this way. Bush is not good enough to wipe my shit ass! n/t

[ashling]

71. He and Cheney should

just go f* themselves at an undisclosed location.

[napkinz]

75. An undisclosed location?

Is that a euphemism for another euphemism, "Where the sun don't shine"?

:silly:

[truthspeaker]

72. prison labor

[cthrumatrix]

74. truth is truth

[MikeBowlerBishop]

73. line of work

Assistant Crack Whore

[kayell]

77. What kind of work rehabilitation programs do they have in the Hague?

[Dulcinea]

78. Who gives a rat's ass?

As long as we never have to see or hear from him or his posse of freaks again, send them all back to the obscurity they so richly deserve!

[tcfrogs]

80. Pin monkey

that's what Homer Simpson said his dream job was