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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 03:40 PM
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Why is this Chimp smiling? (Caption the photo!)


"Hey Karl, got those newfangled voting machines ready to go?"


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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 03:41 PM
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1. He's smiling cause he took a huge shit in his pants
and nobody knows about it.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 03:42 PM
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2. I don't think I've ever seen him
in a plaid shirt. I thought for a split second I was looking at Poppy, he looks so old in this pic.

He's smiling because he gets away with everything.
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MoonRiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 04:11 PM
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12. He's aging like the old crone Babs, who's looked 80 for 20 years.
Evil plays havoc with one's face.
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fishface Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 03:44 PM
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3. Because the 9/11 Commission gave the Iraq war a pass...nt
ff
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warrior1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 03:45 PM
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4. Look Mama
I answer phone
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 03:49 PM
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5. Bob? Bob Novak?
I have some interesting information for you.....
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 03:51 PM
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6. Um, sir, it's not plugged in.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 03:53 PM
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7. "Right Gawd, I've got my finger on the doomsday button now!"
"Earnest goes to the White House!"
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 04:07 PM
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8. Karl, you were right.
The Democrats are going right along with those protest pens. Owe you one, buddy.
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greekspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 04:09 PM
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9. Yeah, dad...you were right...Laura is pretty hot in her dominatrix outfit
N/T
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classof56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 04:09 PM
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10. "Guess what, Mom?"
"I made it through the day without choking on a pretzel or falling off my bike."

The Idiot Must GO!!!
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captainjack Donating Member (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 04:13 PM
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13. Ohhh..
Ohh Rushiepoo, as soon as I'm done talking to Laura....
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 04:11 PM
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11. Hey Karen
I finnaly got a week off. Come on over and let's get shit faced.

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Stew225 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 04:19 PM
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14. Halo? Er, uh, I mean, and, ummm, hello!
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grytpype Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 04:35 PM
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15. "Hello, Jesus? It's me, your chosen one."
"Invade Iran? OK."

"Hey, did anyone ever tell you that you sound a lot like Dick Cheney?"
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T Bone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 04:40 PM
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16. caption
"Really? He actually TOOK my suggestion to put dry ice on the boil on his ass !?"
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 04:47 PM
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17. "I jus passed out some Misery. I hit quota yesterday and today,
I'm over the top"...My Morans eat it up, they luv being miserabnle"
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 05:15 PM
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18. Razor wire, heh, how 'bout them trick holes with pointy sticks, heh.
Look at those eyes, he's psycho happy.
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