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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 12:18 PM
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God must be a real prick!
I'm watching C-Span and a caller just said "I support Bush because he is a man of god, and Kerry can't be trusted!" Who is this evil god? ;)
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 12:21 PM
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1. You Know, I've thought the same damned thing!
Many times and for many different reasons! If Bush is a part of "God's Plan", then God had better go back to the drawing board!
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 12:22 PM
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2. Sounds like the caller worships
Edited on Sun Jul-25-04 12:58 PM by indigobusiness
The Mighty Favog.






Don Pardo: Come with us now, from the bubbling tar pits to the sulfurous wastelands, from the rotting forests to the stagnant northlands, to the land of Gorch.



Ploobis: Im retired, and Iwant to go to bed...

Peuta: PLOOBIS!!! PLOOBIS!!



Ploobis: Uhhh... I just changed my mind on that.

Peuta: Come to bed!!

Ploobis: Dont tell me what to do!

Peuta: Youre still drunk!

Ploobis: And youre still ugly. Were even.



Ploobis: Uh, yeah, uhhhhhhhhh, were even, ehhhhhhhh, um.



Scred: Hiya, hiya, Chief. I got the ice and the beer nuts, but theyre all out of lampshades.

Ploobis: Listen, Scred. Have a drink. I hate to drink alone.

Scred: Oh, nup, nup, nup, Im seeing double already.

Ploobis: Well, then, both of you have a drink.

Scred: Aaaaaaagh!



Ploobis: There you go. That, thats drinking like a man, friend.



Ploobis: Drunk like a man.

Scred: Naw, you forgot what planet youre on! Thats drinking like a Snirch! He, he, he, he....

Ploobis: Oh, yeah, I forget how them Snirches drink.



Ploobis: Youre caught on me there, Scred!

Scred: Aaaaaagh!

Ploobis: Let go of me, aaagrrgh...



Scred: You know, you shouldnt drink, though. Yeah, you should just lay offa that stuff!

Ploobis: All right. Youre fired! You get that, he got laid off the stuff! You, you see that? Heh, heh, heh!



Ploobis: Ehhhh, Scred.

Scred: Hmm?

Ploobis: Scred.

Scred: Yeah?

Ploobis: You know why I drink?

Scred: No.

Ploobis: Its because I hate myself.

Scred: Oh. That explains why I drink! I hate you too!



Scred: Actually, actually, Im only kidding. Youre my very favorite.

Ploobis: Yeahh?

Scred: Yeah. I just love bloated green things.



Ploobis: I like you too, see, Scred. I like, I like the way your neck and my hand are a perfect fit.



Scred: How convenient!

Ploobis: Wait a minute, Scred. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Scred: What?

Ploobis: Why dont--why dont--why dont--listen, why dont--why--why dont--why dont we go see The Mighty Flavog?

Scred: Oh, no! I got a better idea?

Ploobis: Whats that?

Scred: Yeah. Why dont we go see The Mighty Flavog?

Ploobis: Thats a good idea! Lets do that! Come on, lets go.



Ploobis: Nope--its not that way. Its the other way.

Scred: Over here.





Mighty Favog: This is The Mighty Favog.

Ploobis: That is The Mighty Flavog.

Scred: Yeah, sure is! He, he, he!! Hey, Mighty Favog! Me and my little dog Toto here want to go back to Kansas!!



Mighty Favog: You guys been hittin the sauce again.

Ploobis: Listen, uh--

Scred: No, just had a couple of drinks.

Ploobis: Yeah, yeah, lighten it up there, stoneface!

Scred: Stoneface! Stoneface! Yeah, hes got a face that could stop a clock!

Mighty Favog: Stoneface?! Thou shalt not take the face of the Lord thy God in vain!



Mighty Favog: Heh. The mighty Oz has spoken.


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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 12:24 PM
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3. Confirmation we have a population of village idiots n/t
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 12:24 PM
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4. Could it be ............ S A T A N!
thank you Church Lady!
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luaneryder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 12:40 PM
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5. * plays that so well.
All he has to do is invoke god and the people believe him. For once I'd like to hear what god it is that he worships. Besides the god of power, war, big money, corporation, corruption.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 12:43 PM
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6. If these people thought of his actions from a wider perspective,
they'd see that * is the anti-Christ.

People think * is working for them. And, hoo-boy, are they wrong.
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