Dead Heat on the Washington Merry-Go-Round

[PCIntern]

(How many recall either the movie of almost the same name, or the newspaper column of almost the same name?)

This AOL promulgation of the 'Bush-leads' Bullcrap will allow the media to either:

1. Show Kerry moving into a commanding position following the convention - a lead which he will never relinquish they will say (God willing) - and it will give them a story to report upon. thus rivalling Clinton's 1992 convention as the most successful ever (Bill Schneider's (Ho) thesis)

OR


2. Show Kerry having a 'natural' bounce from the Convention and then settling back down once * gets his "terrific bounce" - "great news for the President, and continuation of the War on Terra by patriotic Americans versus those who HATE America" bunch - and a lead which the Fuhr...ooops I mean President, Blessed be He in his wisdom and beauty of thought, not to mention, as Tweety would say, his utter maleness and handsomeness, will never give up because it's God's Will. Said so Himself the other day.

Which will it be? We can rely upon Wolf Blitzer to maintain his journalistic ethics throughout, I'm certain.

Uh=huh...