The mods at Free Republic won't send me my password.

[Kid_A]

I was going to cause some trouble over there, but I think they might be on to me...

[neoteric lefty]

1. its better to just leave them alone

it is not worth the headaches to "cause trouble" over there

[SheBop]

2. hee hee

How long have you waited?

They're probably really slow! LOL

[Kid_A]

3. I've waited about 4 hours now...

I don't want to go into too much detail because I'm sure they'll read this thread, but I'm going to make their brains hurt.

[Renew Deal]

4. You won't get it if your name is anti-fascist.

You have to use a neutral name like RimJob

[Kid_A]

5. The name I picked shouldn't set off any alarms.

The last time I tried this I called myself "Bush Is An Evil Donkey-Raping Cockmaster". That didn't go over too well, so this time I played it a little more subtle. If this one doesn't fly, then I'll try again as "John Kerry Kills Puppies", which should be fine.

[LTR]

6. Nahhh... too obvious

Try a nickname derived from a military term, or a weapon or type of aircraft. That seems to go over well on RW boards.

[Kid_A]

8. How about "F-15 Uzi Alpha Foxtrot Bring It On 9mm"?

Too much?

[Mike Daniels]

7. Say you're Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham or Michele Malkin

That will send you through the express line.

Of course then you'll have every male Freeper e-mailing you non-stop for dates.

[loathesomeshrub]

10. Ann Coulter can't get a date. I wonder why......

[noonwitch]

9. A character name from a movie or a book might do

Something from Ayn Rand or the "Left Behind" series, although having read neither, I can't pick one for you. Shakespearean characters are neutral enough. Go with Puck or Prospero or something like that. Malvolio(stupid, egotistical butler in "Twelfth Night", my favorite Shakespeare play), if you want to be ironic. Sir Toby Belch is also in that play. Out of all of Shakespeare, if any character who is not a royal is a repub, it's Malvolio or Iago.

If I were going there, I'd be Viola Orsino.