Heck, if they believe all the lies that Bush has been handing out, they're ripe for the oldest trick of all!
A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN!
AN INCREDIBLE OFFER TO BUSH BELIEVERS!
From TvNewsLIES.org - July - 2004
It is a sincere inquiry into the rationale that would allow millions of Americans to support an administration that has deceived and manipulated them so consistently.
THE PITCH
Psst. You wanna buy a bridge? What a universal joke that offer has become. Imagine the folly of truly believing that a few dollars could buy you a piece of the granddame of bridges in New York City! Imagine anyone falling for so obvious a scam in this day and age. Hold on, - if you think there are no buyers out there, you’re absolutely wrong! At this very minute there’s a whole new market out there for shares in the beautiful Brooklyn Bridge – and many of them will soon be coming to the Big Apple!
No, this is not a put-down to insult the GOP conventioneers. Neither is it an attempt to portray all Republicans as being naïve and gullible. Rather, this is an expression of amazement that nearly half of the voting public has been so totally taken in by Bush/PNAC lies that are far more serious and far more incredulous than any about buying a bridge. It is a sincere inquiry into the rationale that would allow millions of Americans to support an administration that has deceived and manipulated them so consistently. And it is an acknowledgment of a deep concern that almost half the electorate, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, still insist that George Bush is a straight shooter who tells the truth.
It is this insular group of Republicans that deserves a chance to own piece of the bridge.
Full article:
http://www.tvnewslies.org/html/a_bridge_in_brooklyn.htm...