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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:39 AM
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As a consolation to the Repugs over the Marriage Amendment

and as a peace offering to show we are just as concerned as they are,

Democrats should agree to sponsor and vote for an Amendment that prohibits any marriage between humans and box turtles, tortoises, or any other reptiles.
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Salviati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:40 AM
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1. Will it be retroactive?
Or will Dick "F-you" Cheney be able to remain married...
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:44 AM
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3. No ex post facto provisions

Would exclude too many Repto-Americans, most of whom are Republican.



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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:42 AM
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2. Rick Santorum needs a consolation prize.
He's always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
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SharonAnn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:44 AM
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4. Oh yes, the "man on dog" Senator. What a sanctimonius ASS!
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:57 AM
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5. now hold on....
Edited on Mon Jul-19-04 12:57 AM by mike_c
We need to be sensitive to cultural differences that might include box turtle love or even, dare I say it?-- man, dog, box turtle triangles.
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:57 AM
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6. Keep your stupid laws out of my terrarium!
Goddammit!
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