Imagine If Hillary Clinton Wrote Lynne Cheney's Dirty Book?

[K8-EEE]

Would they EVER shut up about it at Freeperland??

They are reading Lynne Cheney's horrid "Sisters" on Randi, HYSTERICAL! Lesbians On The Prairie!

[Ducks In A Row]

1. my head...

explodes just thinking about it.

in fact I think their heads explode thinking about it.

[skypilot]

2. I'm a little fuzzy on this...

...maybe because it just seems so surreal, but did Lynne Cheney actually write a lesbian novel? Was that REALLY a passage that Randi read?

[bobbieinok]

5. apparently ..... also a novel in which the US veep dies of

a heart attack or something

I found the book being sold in a drug store 2-4 years ago and read the back blurb.......don't remember it well but thought it sounded REALLY WEIRD

[skypilot]

6. So that means we've got...

...Lynne Cheney, Bill O'Reilly and Lucianne Goldberg writing dirty books. Anyone else that you can think of?

[redqueen]

7. Bill & Lucianne too?

Please do tell!

[skypilot]

9. Bill has a piece of trash...

...floating around out there called, "Those Who Trespass". Al Franken read passages from it last week. Filthy and POORLY written. I'll have to Google Lucianne to find out what her book was but I know she has one.

On edit: Goldberg's book is called "Madame Cleo's Girls".

[redqueen]

11. Is it just me

or are a LOT of repubs obsessed with sex?

[skypilot]

12. Well, just LOOK at them.

They can't be getting much of it so they have to write about it or focus on the sex lives of others. And if they are getting it that's not something I want to picture. Imagine poor Lynne Cheney with Dick's sneering face looking down at her.

[redqueen]

14. Ew gawd!!!

Was that really necessary?

lol

[skypilot]

18. So sorry.

[Gore1FL]

28. Even better

Imagine when he reaches orgasm and his heart machine goes off and shocks the hell out of her.

[redqueen]

19. Wow! I didn't know Lucianne Goldberg was one of Nixon's dirty trixters!

http://dir.salon.com/news/1998/09/11newsc.html

"Goldberg is no novice when it comes to Washington sex scandals. Twenty years ago this October, Goldberg popped up behind the scenes of another capital sex storm, this one involving a Russian defector and a call girl. Goldberg was the agent for Judy Chavez Taylor, a dark-haired Alabama beauty whom the FBI and CIA had hired to keep a smile on the face of Soviet diplomat Arkady Shevchenko after he defected.

Back then, that was a scandal. Goldberg went on to write five glitz-and-sex novels of her own, including "Madame Cleo's Girls," which was recently optioned by Hollywood.

Long before that, however, Goldberg was getting her first lesson in the game of down-and-dirty politics. As has been reported widely, the smokey-voiced, wise-cracking literary impresario was a Nixon spy aboard the campaign plane of George McGovern in 1972. Under the cover of reporting for the so-called Woman's News Service, Goldberg filed reports on the lifestyles of the McGovern staff and its Secret Service entourage to the late Nixon dirty-tricks master Murray Chotiner. "

[skypilot]

21. She's apparently some twisted combination...

...of Mata Hari and Heidi Fleiss. Wretched.

[Nevernose]

15. Buy it on Amazon if you don't believe

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/045111204...

There aren't any copies available, damn. Last time I saw a used copy on here, it was going for $100.

"From Lynne Cheney, the wife of Vice President Dick Cheney, comes a riveting tale of women in the American frontier.

The novel of a strong and beautiful woman who broke all the rules of the American frontier...


Sophie Dymond had overcome nineteenth-century prejudices to succeed as publisher of a hugely popular women's magazine. But when she left New York to revisit her native Wyoming, where her sister had died mysteriously, she left her prestige and power far behind. Waiting for Sophie was a world where women were treated either as decorative figurines or as abject sexual vassals...where wives were led to despise the marriage act and prostitutes pandered to husbands' hungers...where the relationship between women and men became a kind of guerilla warfare in which women were forced to band together for the strength they needed and at times for the love they wanted. In her effort to grasp the meaning of her sister's life and death, Sophie discovers the secret that tainted her life and begins to understand the experience of the vast majority of silent, trapped women."

[PDX Bara]

3. Wouldn't be the first "Lesbians on the Priarie"

Surprised the heck out of me when I read Nevada Barr's "Bittersweet" after reading all of her Anna Pigeon mysteries.

[Killarney]

4. they'd go out of their minds

they'd talk about it nonstop

[AngryAmish]

8. Remember when Newt went "athwart?"

[gauguin57]

10. Ok. Let me get this straight (a la Michael Moore)

Liberals, Hillary, President Clinton, President Gore, Kerry/Edwards BAD (no values, no morals, no dignity)...

and Lynne Dirty Book Cheney, Bill Dirty Book O'Lielly, Lucianne Dirty Book Goldberg, Foulmouth Dick Cheney; Foulmouth George W. Bush; Foulmouth Barbara Bush; Newt Multi-Spouse Gingrich; Rush Drug Addict Multi-Spouse Limbaugh ... all GOOD? ...

Bringing DIGNITY AND VALUES back to the White House?

IN WHAT FREAKING UNIVERSE is the Repug party the party of morals, values and dignity? What am I MISSING here?

Not to mention no empathy for the downtrodden, love for money alone, and the needless blood of thousands of American servicemen and -women and innocent Iraqi civilians on their hands!!!!!!

Bollocks, bollocks and DOUBLE BOLLOCKS!

[redqueen]

13. Well said!

May I please use this?

[gauguin57]

16. if you're talking to me ...

go for it! Pass it on. Whisper it down the lane. Shout it from the rooftops. I'm so sick of those Republican HYPOCRITES I could SPIT!

[Nevernose]

17. The excerpts can be found here:

http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters.asp

"The women who embraced in the wagon were Adam and Eve crossing a dark cathedral stage -- no, Eve and Eve, loving one another as they would not be able to once they ate of the fruit and knew themselves as they really were.

[southernleftylady]

26. opps n/t

[PurityOfEssence]

20. Or killed her ex-boyfriend in a car accident

Regardless of the accidental nature of running a stop sign after a late-night party and hitting the vehicle your ex is driving in cross traffic, dispelling any hints of alcohol or playing chicken or outright malevolence, this would be shouted from the rooftops had Hillary done it, while Laura sashays on merrily, gracing the cover of every vapid homey traditional magazine in print.

Yep. Double standard.

[K8-EEE]

22. OR If Her Intern Was Found DEAD In Her Office...

a la Joe Scarborough!

[PurityOfEssence]

24. Yeah, that's the best of the bunch, isn't it?

Lori Klausutis, a young and athletic woman is found with her head staved in on the floor of a Congressman's local offices while he's in the throes of a divorce with allegations of his infidelity. The medical examiner, personally appointed by the Republican Governor, pronounces it an undiagnosed heart valve problem that caused her to faint, hit her head, and expire on the spot. Said medical examiner had quite a history, too: de-certified in another state for falsifying an autopsy dealing with head injury. Did I miss anything?

OH YES! Not only was this completely ignored by the media, it was at exactly the same time Gary Condit was being hounded from office because of his affair.

This one really is a pip. It's got it all: transparent tomfoolery, compliant press, hot dead chick, FLORIDA and silly-ass flimsy explanations. Yee-hah!

Gotta love it!

[snoochie]

25. Kick for "Killer Joe" Scarborough!

[lostnfound]

23. Beautiful question. nt

[DeepModem Mom]

27. kick

[tom_paine]

29. I am tired of imagining Orwell's "Animal Farm"

I don't need to. We all live there now.

Yes, if Comrade Snowball had done even 1/10th of what Comrade Napoleon had done, Snowball would have been impeached 50 times over...