heard a rumor rush's wife is leaving him....

[radwriter0555]

dunno how true or not; is her name marta?

[Cannikin]

1. Yes, her name is Marta. He met her in a chat room...

...and she was already married.

[Momgonepostal]

4. Get out!

So he hooked up with a married woman? This is the same guy who has made millions criticizing Bill Clinton's morals?

[Cannikin]

5. Thats what I've heard....cant back it up though.

[Shakespeare]

7. Yup, it's true. It was a hard-to-find writers' chat room on AOL

I was one of the regulars, and watched this unfold.

[VolcanoJen]

8. NFW, Shakespeare!!!

You are now obliged to share the dirt with each of us.

Begin...

[PA Democrat]

2. Yes, Marta is Rush's 3rd wife

He met her in an internet chat room. She was an aerobics instructor.

[okieinpain]

64. Marta, who was initially married when they met

Cyber-dater: It is actually in the quiet isolation of cyberspace that Rush meets Marta Fitzgerald, who later became his third wife. Marta, who was initially married when they met, married Rush in 1994. The ceremony takes place at the home of Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3920488 /

man, oh man. the shit you find out on DU. I just love this place.

[DancingBear]

3. Can't be true!

I mean, look at how strong she was during Rushie's dope troubles. Why, she was by his side throughout - oops, no she wasn't.

Well, she was speaking up for him all over the country - oops, no she wasn't.

Well, she was at rehab with him to help him through it - oops, no she wasn't.

I'll bet "Jeff" is getting worried if this is true - "Hello, Pittsburgh Police..."

[dsc]

12. spouses don't go to rehab with you

You are there to work on yourself not anything or anyone else.

[DancingBear]

32. I didn't mean it literally

It was in the spirit of the point I was making that she was NOWHERE to be found during his "troubles."

yeesh.....

[Jim__]

6. I think she already lives in a separate house.

I read that back when reports of Rush's drug problems started. An article said she lived in a house about 2 miles from his house. My guess is she left him a long time ago; but he gave her a separate house to keep up appearances for the didiots.

[crossroads]

26. She couldn't stand that trail of slime he left on the floors!

[indigobusiness]

48. shouldn't that be "dittiots"

just asking?

[VolcanoJen]

9. Photo of Marta and Rush

Awww... aren't they schmoopie?

[thebigidea]

14. well, drug addiction certainly does help explain that tie

[Fridays Child]

25. LOL!!!

[WolverineDG]

30. but but but

it matches her dress!!! i know, they dressed themselves in the same clothes, kinda like all my "mommy & me" things my mom used to make me wear......WHEN I WAS FIVE.

dg

[trof]

16. My bimbo alarm just went off.

[Jacobin]

51. Gee, I wonder if she married him for his money?

[Justitia]

65. Nah, I'm sure it was for the enlightened conversation & hot sex! -eom

[PA Democrat]

17. WOW! I wish I had an outfit

to match my husbands tie!

[in_cog_ni_to]

20. Oh! I just ADORE their matching outfits!

Don't you? Good lord. I thought that went out in the 60's?

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

24. marta designed rush's hideous 'no boundaries' tie collection

back in the mid 90s

needless to say, the line is no longer with us

[VolcanoJen]

27. lmao... you can still find them on eBay!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=...

Father's Day is coming up, kids!

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

31. they're the ugliest things i've ever seen

rush must have been loaded on pills when he approved them

[bicentennial_baby]

34. Looks like a crappy Pucci knock -off

Ugh...

[in_cog_ni_to]

40. 6 damn bids???? Dittoheads are fools!

They also have VERY bad taste...but we already knew that. They like Rush Limpballs.

[VolcanoJen]

42. Oh, it gets worse. There are 44 Items related to "Limbaugh Tie."

ACK!!!!!

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

43. some other drug-induced rush creations

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

71. if ties are phallic symbols

no wonder she left him.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

57. Ewwwww

definitive PROOF, if his words weren't enough for ya, that the man has NO TASTE WHATSOEVER!

[mzmolly]

35. They must both be on drugs dressed like that!!!

EGADZ!

[Jade Fox]

39. How many innocent parrots died for those darling matching outfits?

This confirms my long held belief that Limbaugh is entirely motivated by
anger and jealousy directed at all those hippies in the 60's who
likely thought he was a jerk.

Never too late to dream of Woodstock, eh Rush?

[indigobusiness]

49. ...you're schmoopie...

no...really.

[Sannum]

55. Ick

Marta has a bad case of "Republican Hair"

Is there a special brand of hair color that all of these rethug trophy wives and telebimbos use? They all look alike.

As a fashion student, I will not even start to comment on those rags....

[liberalitch]

72. I call it.... belo blonde....

you can buy that color at the Belo supermarket.... to match your Belo Blue eye shadow

[Oddman]

62. Are you fucking kidding me?

A matching dress and tie? So rush walks the tightrope of sexuality as well?

He always reminded me of John Wayne Gacy . . .

[SidDithers]

69. LOL - schmoopie!

Can't you just picture it? Rush and Marta...

"You're schmoopie"

"No, you're schmoopie..."

Sid

[West Coast Democrat]

10. Wow! Two CIA resignations and now this?

[TexasSissy]

11. That barfbag is married? What does she look like, for gosh sakes.

[Jack from Charlotte]

18. Q. What does she look like? A. The fat-ass makes $25 million per year.

It doesn't matter what she looks like or him either, for that matter. Sometimes $100 million makes people look good. Just a guess here, she's earned her $$$$ and now it's time to get her hat, so to speak.

[Arbustosux]

21. and the fact that he spent the marriage in a drug induced stupor

means she didn't have to F**K him!!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

58. Oh my oh oh my

you JUST made me have a VISUAL of someone ATTEMPTING carnal knowledge with that sickening excuse of a human pusbag.

I need some Clorox for my brain now.

[TexasSissy]

23. 25M? So that means he's available? Anyone has his ph. #?

[Justitia]

66. 1-800-SCUMBAG

[Semi_subversive]

13. I'll bet that this is one marriage

that was never consummated!!

[Warpy]

15. All those wives and no offspring

..plus a guy named Eliot who claims to have been Rush's lover in college. My goodness, what are we to think?

[crossroads]

28. Can't wait for a tell all book to come out!

[Jade Fox]

37. Pray for the tell all book!

I want the dirt on that scumbag to go global!

[in_cog_ni_to]

41. Man, I hope she's a Dem who's out for revenge!

A tell all book from his wife would be awesome....release date Oct. 2004.

[Jade Fox]

44. I hope Rush goes all cheapskate on her in the divorce settlement...

virtually a guarantee of the tell-all book!

[TexasBushwhacker]

52. I would think he had her sign a pre-nup

but then, assuming she had to have sex with him ..... Just goes to show that some women with do ANYTHING for money, and some men need MONEY to get ANYTHING at all.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

59. Does he not have any kids?

Thank GOD for that, if it's true!

Come to think of it, I have never heard of any little pig children!

[Zinfandel]

61. I wonder who will inherit the pigman's money?

[KittyWampus]

19. Got Sick Of Being His Beard

edit: the money just isn't enough. and she can't have affairs cause of publicity.

[indigobusiness]

22. Marta has tales to tell...to be sure...

LIMBAUGH ADDICTED TO HIMSELF Right-Wing Radio Commentator Rush Limbaugh Tells Audience It Is Better To Inflict Pain On The Poor And Disenfranchised Than It Is To Be Addicted To Painkillers...


as seen in The Sludge Report

http://sludgereport.blogspot.com/

[Trajan]

29. Wonder what happened to the 'Jeff Christie' threads lately ?

We should have them: LOTS of them .... yes ...

[gratuitous]

33. Oh no! Mr. EIB and his Jacksonville Jaguar splitsville?

Say it isn't so!

Well, we probably shouldn't speculate, being good progressives and liberals like we are. After all, Mr. Limbaugh has been so circumspect about the private lives of other public figures that it would be unseemly to gossip about the state of his third set of lifetime vows.

Poor Clarence Thomas! Since he performed the ceremony, he must just be torn up about all this.

[DancingBear]

36. I heard Clarence drank three cans of Coke and rented a DVD

just to console himself.

[Athletic Grrl]

53. I'd guess ole Clarence

prefers bottles.

[BabsSong]

38. Can't remember where I read or heard it because I don't pay any

attention to this creep but can remember posting some of it here. Yes, it's is third wife and they met on line. But the piece (I REMEMBER--it was Time Magazine)said that for example, he was speaking some place and the people had to remind him to introduce his wife. He did and she was up on stage and then he totally forgot about her--people in the crowd started doing a "pssst" thing until he realized she was just standing there and he had ignored her. Piece said he has no friends; he is totally absorbed only in himself and they told about a childhood incident. A neighbor said he stopped by Rush's (or whatever his name was then) house on Halloween and was told he was up in his bedroom. He said Rush spent his time in the dark fiddling with his radio. That night he was dropping water balloons out of his darkened bedroom onto the little kids below who were trick or treating. Nothing wrong with this boy....nope, nothing at all. I don't think I'd want him in my house and certainly not around children. Can one smell P E R V E R T????

[UTUSN]

45. Kick to the Top n/t

[kentuck]

46. I thought that a couple of weeks ago....

I heard him make a couple of disparaging remarks, at least I thought so, and he was making adolescent-type jokes to cover up what he was really feeling...

[mitchum]

47. Well, a beard can get very uncomfortable in the summertime

[DemoTex]

50. Actually, who-the-fuck cares?

Not I, for sure. Loneliness and solitude will get Ru$hbo in the funny-farm sooner, rather than later. That's where he needs to be. The detox loony-bin in a straight-jacket. With Nurse Ratchet and her ice-water enema therapy.

[Catherine Vincent]

54. There's actually a female out there that wanted to sleep with that man?

Her screws must be loose!

[War Pigs]

63. There's at least 100,000,000 reasons for a guy like Rash to be able to

find a mate. Look at the sex lives of those truly hideous Brits known as the Rolling Stones. Is it the looks, or the $ and fame?

[OneTwentyoNine]

74. Yeah...but you get to live in a Palm Beach mansion.....

That makes Rush tolerable by some women....


David

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

56. Maybe

ST. LOUIS MAN CLAIMS RUSH LIMBAUGH AFFAIR
by Friends of Liberty • Tuesday October 14, 2003 at 02:44 PM

A 46 year old music store owner from the St. Louis area, Elliot Sanders, is claiming that while a college student at Southeast Missouri University in 1971, he had an affair with Rush Limbaugh. Sanders claims that he and Limbaugh, the well known talk radio star, had an affair that went on for about 3 months in the fall of 1971...

A 46 year old music store owner from the St. Louis area, Elliot Sanders, is claiming that while a college student at Southeast Missouri University in 1971, he had an affair with Rush Limbaugh. Sanders claims that he and Limbaugh, the well known talk radio star, had an affair that went on for about 3 months in the fall of 1971...
http://pittsburgh.indymedia.org/news/2003/10/9656.php

Rush Limbaugh Autobiography:
Here, in his "Jeff Christie" phase, Rush Limbaugh
worked under an assumed identity, as do
many self-loathing, closeted homosexuals. After
being arrested for soliciting a gay man in
Pittsburgh, Limbaugh was fired from WKQV
radio, according to numerous sources.
http://pssht.com/biography/rush_limbaugh.html

He may be a hippocrit.

[Domitan]

70. We need to call him Jeff Christie

as loud and often as possible.

[rooboy]

60. I heard a rumor she caught him in bed with Shepard Smith...

but then i could be hallucinating.

[UTUSN]

67. Kick for LOL LOL LOL

and for hoping for corroboration on all counts...Marta, Shep, everything.

[spotbird]

68. Really, I thought she caught him with Governor Rick "good hair"

Perry. After Perry's wife caught him Perry went to Florida to chill with Rush, and whoops, caught again!

Or maybe I didn't hear that rumor.

[Cannikin]

73. Kick~

[killbotfactory]

75. couldn't happen to a nicer guy

who would think that a lying loudmouth bigot with a drug problem would have relationship problems?