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prodigal_green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:10 AM
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Just got this from a Republican friend
who is voting for Kerry this year:

While suturing a laceration on the hand of an 80-year-old Texan rancher, the doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle.' "Not knowing what the

old man meant, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.

The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across

a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle.

"The old man saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued :


You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get

anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down."
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:12 AM
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1. ROFL eom
Edited on Tue May-25-04 11:17 AM by AZDemDist6
edit to add: I sent this as an email to all my pals :D
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phillybri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:14 AM
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2. Hilarious!
Good one...
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:14 AM
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3. Zinger of the Day Award to the old gentleman
May he live to see the damage all undone!
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fryguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:15 AM
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4. that's better than the old adage from Molly Ivins
About bush having been born on third base but believing he hit a tripple.....
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Momof1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:16 AM
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5. AWESOME!!
Just sent that to my mom, who voted for the idiot-in-chief.
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:18 AM
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6. I Heard that Fat Tony Scalia Drives Around the Country
Putting turtles on posts.
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Fear Donating Member (745 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:30 AM
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7. whahahaha, fwrd'ng right now!, thnx!
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prodigal_green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:44 AM
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8. Welcome to DU!
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Branjor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:06 PM
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9. HAHAHA!!!
Post turtle - that's great! The only way that W doesn't resemble the post turtle, though, is that he could get down by himself if he wanted - by resigning.
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