Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

BUSH JUST BUSTED HIS ASS on a mountain bike 5.22.04 5pm est

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (Through 2005) Donate to DU
 
AngryWhiteLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 04:41 PM
Original message
BUSH JUST BUSTED HIS ASS on a mountain bike 5.22.04 5pm est
Faux News covering right now.

My question is:

What the fuck is the President doing mountain biking in the middle of an Iraqi Invasion/Vietnam-like crisis?

Also, seems like old Shrub sure does fall down a lot...too much of the toddy?

JB
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 04:43 PM
Response to Original message
1. some damn democrat terrorist took the training wheels off??
just wondering.....
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 04:45 PM
Response to Reply #1
6. Nice catch!
Ah yes, the training wheels quote ALREADY coming back to bite him on his lazy fat ass!!

:bounce:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 04:58 PM
Response to Reply #1
13. haHA!!
Damn terrorists! Must be the same ones who snuck those sixteen words into the SOTU speech, huh?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
IggleDoer Donating Member (601 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:10 PM
Response to Reply #1
23. "Training Wheels" = Unka Dick
????
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 04:44 PM
Response to Original message
2. I can't wait to see the photos! He's giving a speech tomorrow night
what wonderful timing! ;-)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 04:45 PM
Response to Reply #2
4. Ah yes, another "pretzel" incident
Karma is one helluva bitch, ain't it?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 04:58 PM
Response to Reply #2
12. It happened on the ranch so there won't be pics
ask me if I'm bummed!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:10 PM
Response to Reply #12
24. no....when he returns to washington for his speech tomorrow night
;-) There'll be pictures.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 04:44 PM
Response to Original message
3. Klutz
Drunkard
Idiot
Dingbat
Screwball
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 04:45 PM
Response to Original message
5. Dubya doesn't do weekends
A couple of half hour briefings per week is it.

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
AP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 04:47 PM
Response to Original message
7. In British politics it's a curse to fall down.
The party conferences are all at seaside resorts. So the party leaders go down to the seaside for a photo op. The ones who get knocked over by the surf end up losing the elections.

Bush only stumbled on the Segway. But now, apparently, he has falled down.

(Oh, and don't forget Carter getting attacked by the rabit.)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 06:26 PM
Response to Reply #7
31. Don't forget the pretzel incident
This asswipe * is too stupid to walk and chew gum at the same time. He'd probably trip and bite his own tongue off. Hmmmm. Now THAT I would like to see.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 04:49 PM
Response to Original message
8. My brave, athletic he-man!
nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
PfcHammer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 04:56 PM
Response to Reply #8
11. That's how Rove & Huge will spin it. I'm thinking it's a DUI and
* spilled out onto the ground because he wasn't
wearing his seatbelt.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Paranoid_Portlander Donating Member (823 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:27 PM
Response to Reply #8
29. Maybe macho-man fell off his horse. n/t
.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 04:53 PM
Response to Original message
9. Put them training wheels back on Boy !
You ain't ready for primetime, yet. :)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
bobbieinok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 04:54 PM
Response to Original message
10. are there going to be lots of pix like of Kerry on skateboard or whatever?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
General Discontent Donating Member (195 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:17 PM
Response to Reply #10
27. Yeah but...
How much did the mountain bike cost?

I recall much consternation over Kerry having a road bike that costs "over five thousand dollars." How much was the shrubs? Was is a gift? Where was it made? Taiwan? China? Kerry's Serotta was made in the USA.
Read more about it here.

Aside... I just have to laugh when the uninformed make statements like "Wow!. A bicycle that costs $5000!" Five thousand dollars is certainly a lot of money, but no one would be shocked about paying 5 grand for a motorcycle. Road and mountain bicycles have become as sophisticated as formula one cars. It's personal with me because I used to work in the bicycle industry for over 10 years and have sold over a thousand bicycles to people.

DWolfman

PS. I'm about to go terrorize Santa Cruz on my American made S&M 24" cruiser, which costs over $1600....LOL
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
alcuno Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 04:59 PM
Response to Original message
14. Shouldn't he be doing something more manly than bike riding?
This won't be good for his image.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Paranoid_Portlander Donating Member (823 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:10 PM
Response to Reply #14
25. Such as horseback riding?
I can understand his fear of horses if he can't even handle a bike. Horses are probably afraid of him, too.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:00 PM
Response to Original message
15. Maybe next time he'll put the seat on
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
maggrwaggr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:00 PM
Response to Original message
16. and we should believe this because .........
they lie about everything. Surely they're lying about this. Why would they tell the truth? They haven't yet.

Bush got drunk and fell down again, fucked up his face, and they're making up a story about a he-man macho mountainbike ride he went on.

uh .................. sure ....................
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
banana republican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:01 PM
Response to Original message
17. Bike My Ass he fell off the Wagon nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:02 PM
Response to Original message
18. But was he wearing those sissy-looking pants...???
like Kerry had on a couple o fweeks ago when he crashed his bike? :)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:04 PM
Response to Reply #18
19. Ewwww!
Now I'm going to have to scrub that image out of my mind.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yella_dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:24 PM
Response to Reply #18
28. Shrub in spandex bike shorts???
Aaahh! The horror!


Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
baby_bear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:04 PM
Response to Original message
20. Where was Laura?
I hear she has a mean left cross, at least that was the scoop after the so-called pretzel event.

s_m



Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ParanoidPat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:04 PM
Response to Original message
21. WTF? Was he chewing gum at the time?
:shrug: :evilgrin: Yo! Kerry! You done with my 5/8" wrench yet? ;-)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:10 PM
Response to Original message
22. And he is the man with the finger on the big red doom's day ......
button?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:11 PM
Response to Original message
26. How does that Simpson's character say it? "HA ha!"
hope it was painful
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yella_dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:28 PM
Response to Original message
30. Where's Chevy Chase when you need him??
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Paranoid_Portlander Donating Member (823 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 04:03 PM
Response to Original message
32. This entire thread lasted only 45 minutes (so far).
That's why I'm kicking it into the next day (today).
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Mon Apr 21st 2014, 12:05 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (Through 2005) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC