What exactly do you have to do(not do) in this adminstration to get fired?

[Generator]

Ideas?

Anything? Never fire anyone-that is an admission of failure.

Do you really think Scummy will get canned?

[donhakman]

1. thats easy

Critisize the born again bible club.

[yella_dawg]

2. Actually serving the interest of the citizens

would probably get you shitcanned in a heartbeat.

[eileen from OH]

3. Not picking the pretzels out of the Chex Mix

I dunno. Just a guess.

eileen from OH

[livetohike]

4. The only thing that I think one would have to do

is to say something negative about Bush (or Cheney) and that person would be gone.

I don't think Rumsfeld will be fired. Too many ties to Daddy Bush. He may step down though and deny he was asked to resign. Save face and all that.

[lslaux]

5. What do you have to do?

Tell the truth. Rummy won't go.

[Generator]

9. Tell the truth!

You nailed it.

[tkulesa]

6. ONeil

The first Treasury Secretary, ONeil, got fired because he didn't like the tax cuts they made him push.

Apparently no crime on earth will get you fired, but having any independent judgement at all will.

[Misunderestimator]

7. Endorse Kerry n/t

[LittleApple81]

8. Being honest. Like O'Neill. n/t

[Nite Owl]

10. Wan't Treasury Secretary O'Neil

fired? Or asked to resign in their term. But he disagreed on the tax issue. Very important---to them.

[Toucano]

11. Estimate troop requirements correctly?

Like former Army secretary Thomas White.

Call for elections in Iraq in 90 days like Jay Garner?

Basically, anything TRUE will get you fired.

[JPJones]

12. Be honest

John O'Neil, Richard Clarke, I'm sure there are more.

[Lefty48197]

13. Warn the "President" that he's ruining the economy, like O'Neill did

Or you could remind the "President" that it was al Qaeda that attacked us, and not the Iraqis, like Dick Clarke did.