Nicknames for Dubya*, New and Improved

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Poll question: Nicknames for Dubya*, New and Improved

Poll result (66 votes)
aWol	(2 votes, 3%)	Vote
Whistle Ass	(12 votes, 18%)	Vote
*	(7 votes, 11%)	Vote
Shrub	(3 votes, 5%)	Vote
The War Crimes pResident	(14 votes, 21%)	Vote
Smirky	(2 votes, 3%)	Vote
Chimp	(4 votes, 6%)	Vote
Bunnypants	(4 votes, 6%)	Vote
#*&@3!!	(4 votes, 6%)	Vote
Other	(14 votes, 21%)	Vote

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Other.

Numbnuts

[No Mandate Here.]

2. Other- Michael Moore might call him

Crown Prince Bushdar-

the way he seems to feel he is pResident of Saudi Arabia. His policies (sic!?) seem to benefit the Saudi upper crust more than ANY of this country's population.

[Name removed]

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4. oh, that did make me laugh

I picture a BFEE crest, heraldic lobster bib, barbeque fingers....

"This crusade, this war on terra-ism, is going to take a while," sayeth Twit, proud scion of Twat.

[The White Tree]

5. Ferrit Face (a.k.a. Frank Burns)

If you've ever seen M*A*S*H - picture this:

"These terrorist are ruining this war for all of us"

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6. Major Frank Burns didn't avoid service

Image

Also, as a surgeon, from time to time he was useful.

But the simpiness, yeah, they do have that in common.

[leftofthedial]

7. Li'l George

skin-wasting shitstain works too

[texastoast]

24. That one inspired me

Skidmark

[leftofthedial]

30. LOL!

skidmark

[Az]

8. Blinky

With apologies to Blinky the fish. The guy just doesn't stop blinking when he is lying.

[PurityOfEssence]

32. Old faves: "Drinky" and "Potemkin Village Idiot"

If it wasn't all kindling the fuse of the world, it'd be hysterical.

Personally, I go with "Junior", cuz I know he just hates it...

[Generator]

9. I adore Bunnypants

That ALONE has been worth discovering DU. (they way he scurried about the country on 9/11, scared & all)

An activist in my hometown used to call Sr.Bush

Twisted Shrub

Twisted Shrub Jr.?

[webkev]

10. p Resident !

[central scrutinizer]

11. President per curiam

Here on DU I also use * or Bushco, but whenever I write a letter to the paper, I always use president per curiam, meaning president "in the opinion of the court". And my local paper always prints it. I

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12. oh, that's a keeper

unlike Justice Scalia

[TahitiNut]

28. I like Eugene, Oregon.

Good town.

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13. Miserable Failure!

I can't believe I left that one off.

[calimary]

36. That's a great one, but I've seen it bested in one of the international

newspapers - reprinted by Yahoo. Somebody actually referred to this adventure in Iraq as a "SPECTACULAR failure." Fits him, too.

[Bjornsdotter]

14. King George the Simple n/t

[rucky]

15. Gee-Dub

or Il Dunce

but whistleass is still my favorite

[sangh0]

16. Stubborn Misleader

.

[yardwork]

17. I prefer Chimpy or Chimpster or the Evil Chimp

but that's really an insult to chimpanzees, which are intelligent animals, unlike *

There's really no good nickname for him. I wish we didn't have to talk about him at all. I wish he were a non-issue. I would gladly never have to see or mention his name or nickname again.

[kaitykaity]

18. King George the Lesser.

Pretender in Thief.

[Oddman]

19. They're all pretty good!

"Say anything stupid and chimpy gets it!"


“I is sorry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .that we got caught!”

[Rosco T.]

20. WW3 and Shrubbry...

I've been using "Shrubya" for a while (irritates the hell out of people here in West Texas)...

then again, I can piss'em off REAL GOOD saying we're being pushed headlong in..

Dubya Dubya Three

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22. that's wicked

, Rosco T. Welcome to DU!

[guitar man]

21. king george the impotent

the royal asshat

emporer assclown

[Beaverhausen]

23. Dim Son eom

[texastoast]

25. Gotta have one Texas version

I use shrubito (without the dignity of a capital). Early on, I believe it was Jim Hightower who coined "the Shrub."

A couple of issues back, the Northern Sun catalog called him "Texas' Home-Grown Dope" on the cover.

But I do like chimpy.

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26. el pResidentito

[zonmoy]

27. devilya

[Carmerian]

29. Other - "Dubya Koresh"

I mean, he is a megalomaniacal fundie loon who'd destroy everything to keep from having to give in, just like his namesake.

[Redleg]

31. Ferbrains- as in "shit fer brains!"

LOL

[PurityOfEssence]

33. Dorkemada, Sweeny god, Zero Nero, Jeffrey Dumber

I suppose you could spell it "Dorquemada"

Ah, Porgie--ain't he a pip?

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34. Dorquemada--sounds like a name for Ashcroft n/t

[MrSlayer]

35. He is forever "The Chimp" in my mind. With apologies to primates.