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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-04 09:47 PM
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GWB as Bruce Willis? Kee-rist, just shoot me now!
Well, some fool's gone and made GeeDub a videogame action hero (Flash req'd). No, it's not one of those pieces of election propaganda, it's a real game starring our boy as the gun wielding superprez fighting a terrorist seige of the White House.

Of course, the preznit can't get shot, so it's just a turkey shoot, a chance for yeehaws to watch their beloved leader splatter blood all over the Oval Office.

Condi's in it too, as Dub's Uzi-slinging backup (calls him "sweetie"). Powell has a cameo as a hapless blubbering goob who gets dragged off by the bad guys.

I can't take much more of this national Dubya worship, I really can't...
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EV1Ltimm Donating Member (831 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-04 09:52 PM
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1. meh... it froze up.
figures.
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dmr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-04 10:22 PM
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5. yea, it figures. He's a 'man' I could get frigid over
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jean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-04 09:56 PM
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2. he's too effeminate to be an action hero
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uhhuh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-04 10:06 PM
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3. I just played the Presidential showdown
The boxing game where Kerry kicks the chimp's ass. That one's pretty good.
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leesa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-04 10:18 PM
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4. Bush is such a Wimp Supreme, this must be a real hoot
I will never understand what macho men see in this pantywaist.
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-04 10:38 PM
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6. My friend and I had a great exchange about this game
Him: Well, I got to the second level, but then he wouldn't do anything. He just sat there cowering like a fucking pussy.

Me: Just like on 9/11!

Him: LOL! No shit!
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belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-04 10:38 PM
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7. Can't stand either of 'em. Makes sense: they both smirk. ugh.
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Blasphemer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-04 10:47 PM
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8. I played level one...
It wouldn't let me kill myself :( - The codeword for level two is "rice" - :eyes:
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knight_of_the_star Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-04 11:10 PM
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9. Played it
I got killed on the third level. Do you htink FReepers would consider that to be treason?
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-04 11:15 PM
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10. What was it that took him out?
A pretzel? :)
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