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toddzilla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:39 PM
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Say it with me.. "I'm smarter than the president"
cmon!!
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PROGRESSIVE1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:41 PM
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1. "I'm smarter than the President".
Edited on Sat Apr-24-04 10:41 PM by PROGRESSIVE1
"The tree stumps in my backyard are smarter than the President too."
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oceanpoetry Donating Member (386 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:43 PM
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2. yeah baby!
I am smarter than the pResident! way smarter! I like to read books and I know that Social Security is a FEDERAL program, LOL!
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oceanpoetry Donating Member (386 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:44 PM
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3. my cat is smarter than el pResidente too! n/t
n/t
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:45 PM
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4. oceanpoetry.....Ummmm...cats think they are smarter
than ALL humans.

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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:53 PM
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13. And having grown up with cats,
sometimes I think they've got the right idea!
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No2W2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:46 PM
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5. I'm smarter than Shrub
My dog is smarter than Shrub
My 8 year old is smarter than Shrub
My 6 year old is smarter than Shrub
My washing machine is smarter than Shrub
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madaboutharry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:51 PM
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10. My washing machine is also smarter
than the president. It knows when to stop spinning. (Its a Maytag!)
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doni_georgia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:48 PM
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6. I'm smarter than the President - so is my really dumb bulldog,
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:49 PM
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7. hands down
Edited on Sat Apr-24-04 10:50 PM by seabeyond
and we dont even have all the inside information he has access to. sh*t my 9 year old can take him on. being a fancy pant elitist he is, bah ha ha ha
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SharonAnn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:51 PM
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8. I'm smarter asleep than he is awake.
And it's the truth!
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Lasira Donating Member (72 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:51 PM
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9. I'm smarter than the president because...
I know that Rumsfeld is the Secretary of DEFENSE. :)
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:52 PM
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11. "I'm smarter than
the president, I deserve to be smarter than the president, and doggone it, people like me!"

Sorry, couldn't resist it!
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Mike Niendorff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:53 PM
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12. From a bumper-sticker I saw last week:

"George W. Bush: Like a rock. Only dumber."


MDN

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LibertyorDeath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 11:00 PM
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14. My unborn Son is smarter than the pResident of the USA
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Beam Me Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 11:06 PM
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15. Damning with Faint Praise.


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jeanmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 11:08 PM
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16. Used this with my dumber conservative friends...
I'm smarter than average. But I believe the Prez should be smarter than me. I put Kennedy, LBJ, Nixon, Carter, Bush 41, and Clinton ahead of me. I put Clinton at the top of the list. It absolutely pisses me off to see the dropoff in intelligence from Clinton to Bush 43.

A C student at any institution is just not good enough for the leader of the free world.
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