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wabeewoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:20 AM
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Your might be an elitist if
(thought it might be fun to start a list of elitist traits since georgie is trying to divide us into elitist and the rest of the country)
1. you can string words together in a coherant sentence.
2. you actually read some of your news
3. you consider evidence in making decisions instead of 'gut' feelings
4. you are embarrassed to have a president as stupid as bush
5. you know Iraq wasn't responsible for 9-11
6. you have at least 5 anti-bush sites in your favorites
7. you can scratch your head and chew gum at the same time
feel free to add yours....


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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:21 AM
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1. dont pick your nose in public?
lol lol lol lol
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:26 AM
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2. you apologize to folks from other nations
and promise to get rid of the pResident asap
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Lasira Donating Member (72 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:27 AM
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3. you're a Christian who...
Edited on Sat Apr-24-04 01:28 AM by Lasira
...doesn't see Bush as some ordained prophet and you actually compare his actions against the Bible.

EDIT: clarity, I tend not to make sense at 1:30 am.
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wickerwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:33 AM
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4. 8.) You can spell, pronounce and recognize hypocrisy.
9.) You can spell, pronounce and demonstrate empathy.
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No2W2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:34 AM
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5. When you talk,
no one is moving your lips for you
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xxqqqzme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:36 AM
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6. U knew it was
Edited on Sat Apr-24-04 01:42 AM by rozf
a BIG country even B4 squatter identified the US as such.

U have your eye on some fundie beach property you can buy after the rapture.

add: you can pronounce nuclear.
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:37 AM
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7. you never have to ax anyone how to pronounce nuclear . . . n/t
.
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:37 AM
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8. You don't wipe your glasses on other folks' clothes (at least not on TV).
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Must_B_Free Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:39 AM
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9. you use toilet paper
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bluedeminredstate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:51 AM
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10. You go to
Andover and Yale. Oh nevermind...

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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 02:07 AM
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11. You can...
watch TV and eat pretzels simultaneously without losing consciousness and banging your head on the table.
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Serenity-NOW Donating Member (301 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 02:10 AM
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12. dangit you beat me to outwitting a pretzel.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 02:18 AM
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15. It just had to be mentioned! n/t
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countmyvote4real Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 02:10 AM
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13. You work for a living or have children in Iraq
or can't afford health care or prescription drugs. How fashionable. "Thank you, Mr. pResidnet for making us so elite. Now when do we get to eat cake?"
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politick Donating Member (885 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 02:26 AM
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16. You know that
xake is tax deducible now...
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countmyvote4real Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 03:07 AM
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19. Hi carbs are deductable?
Now what am I gonna do about my steroids, etc? Wait a minute. Were at war. Wait another minute. Were at war over what?
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flaminbats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 02:11 AM
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14. You could be an elitist if
you live in a gated community and consider this to be country living.

you play golf when connecting with the common folk, and polo to connect with real people.

you consider a dog to be an indoor pet or an outdoor menace.

you think becoming a "Bush pioneer" puts you in the same league as Davy Crockett.

you consider a vote for Zell Miller to be a sign of compassion.

you fear friends and associates may discover that your parents voted for Truman and F.D.R., and may conclude this occurred because of bad blood in your family.

you had difficulty deciding whether to support Forbes or Dubya in 2000.
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politick Donating Member (885 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 02:27 AM
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17. nice post
especially the golf/polo example.
LOL!
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physioex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 02:35 AM
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18. I prefer the politically correct term "fancy pants" EOM
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