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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 12:47 AM
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Voting for George Bush Jr would be like_________ (fill in the blank)
Fill in the blanks:


Letting __(name)___________ pitch the seventh game of the World Series...

It would be like letting _____(name)_________ play with the New York Philharmonic....

It would be like letting ____(name)_________ drive at the Indianapolis 500..

It would be like letting ____(name)___________ do the opening monologue on the Tonight Show ...

It would be like letting ________(name)_______ do open heart surgery on your Grandma...

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No2W2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 12:55 AM
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1. hee hee
Letting Bush the Elder pitch the seventh game of the World Series...

It would be like letting GG Alin play with the New York Philharmonic....

It would be like letting Pickles drive at the Indianapolis 500..

It would be like letting Rummy do the opening monologue on the Tonight Show ...

It would be like letting Karl Rove do open heart surgery on your Grandma...
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 12:56 AM
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2. You copied and pasted !
:) Good answers!
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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:02 AM
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3. Gouging my eyes out nt
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:05 AM
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4. Sh*tting in the bed and kicking it out with your feet
Old expression among my people... :D
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Mikimouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:05 AM
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5. Let's try these...
Letting (name)__Me_________ pitch the seventh game of the World Series...

It would be like letting (name)___Emminem______ play with the New York Philharmonic....

It would be like letting (name)Janklow______ drive at the Indianapolis 500..

It would be like letting (name)_____Sean Hannity______ do the opening monologue on the Tonight Show ...

It would be like letting (name)___Jack the Ripper____ do open heart surgery on your Grandma...
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liarliartieonfire Donating Member (448 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:10 AM
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6. Nailing Jesus to the Cross AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN
Edited on Sat Apr-24-04 01:12 AM by liarliartieonfire
Passion o' The Christ meets Groundhog Day.
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RoyGBiv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:21 AM
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7. It'd be like swallowing a live grenade
Letting the hard core fan who has season tickets and is always drunk by the middle of the first inning pitch the seventh game of the World Series.

It would be like letting Colonel Klink play with the New York Philharmonic.

It would be like letting Roy Orbison drive at the Indianapolis 500.

It would be like letting your pet rock do the opening monologue on the Tonight Show.

It would be like letting Dr. Kevorkian do open heart surgery on your Grandma

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