Kid's, just do what Chickenhawk Ted Nugent did to avoid the draft.

[trumad]

Spread shit all over you and act like you're nuts... But please promise me one thing.....20 years from now you don't start advocating that other young men fight in an illegal war er...like Cat Scratch Dickhead!

[redqueen]

1. Yuck! Tell me that is not true.

What a hypocritical $hithead!

It's beginning to seem as if everyone that backs this party is as duplicitous and craptacular as Ted is.

[trumad]

2. Yes indeed

Q: Ted Nugent Served in Vietnam? A: False. For all his right wing rhetoric and tough talk during the Gulf War, Terrible Ted was a yellow-livered draft dodger. In fact Ted went to great lengths to fail his army physical. He fasted for a week and drank pot after pot of coffee to drive up his blood pressure. He didn't bathe for weeks and showed up with a turd in his pants and another in his hair. Uncle Sam found Ted unfit for military service. Wouldn't have been a cryin' shame if that incredibly talented rocker had died in battle? I think Ted knew that the future of rock depended on him and Vietnam was just too big a risk to take.
http://www.havocrex.com/press/article/1/15

[MichaelHarris]

3. I'm just glad

rock and roll found ted unfit for service.

[Bread and Circus]

4. Yeah, when I was in college I was big Nuge fan...he bragged about...

this all the time.

He literally shit himself and didn't bathe for 6 weeks to get
out of having to go to Vietnam.

Like others of his ilk, he is one of the biggest flag waving
cowards there is.

Needless to say, when I got a clue, I stopped listening to his
music.

[AmandaRuth]

5. and here all this time i just thought he just

adopted a minor child in order to have sex with her. silly me

[MichaelHarris]

6. he is

an admitted sex addict who was raised by a very dominate father. Wait, I just described every single republican.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

7. Amen to that

friend!
What a fuckin' hypocrite. Until I found that out, I could sort of tolerate Terrible ted and his machismo bullshit. No longer. When so many of us were drafted or enlisted during that era he chose to not take his chance. And now he has the balls to beat the war drums?
What a pathetic shame he is...........

[Bozita]

8. Nugent was thinking of running for governor of Michigan recently

Can you picture a bumper sticker which looks like used toilet paper? No words on it. Just a single brown stripe.